MINISCULE COD HEALTH

I have the funniest damn stories to tell you about beach week.
Greatest week of my life.
Easily going back the next couple years with the underclass kids hahahah

Some kid tried this to me on xbl the other night and I called bullshit.

He ended up not disconnecting me

loool good call on the bluff! egption wasn't soo lucky

Shak played Sex2 HU, Shak's 16k vs. Sex2's 7k (Shak would start with a 1-0 lead in a ft2 HU).

Sex2 won the first game, making it 1-1. Second game Shak was down to like 350 chips vs. Sex2's 1650 when Sex2 dc'd. Shak sat out for around 2 mins waiting for him to connect then started stealing blinds. Shak got back upto around 650 or 700 by the time Sex2 reconnected, and Sex2 said he got booted offline by some known guy in BNP that DDOS' because he talked shit to him. After a bit of playing Shak ended up winning the HU.

Egption got raged, made a thread saying he would pay 100 FG for Shak's IP so he could keep him offline for weeks. Jellygoose (the guy that DDOS'd a bunch of people in all ins to basically scam FG) came in and said Egption didn't know what he was talking about and he would boot him offline. Egption said something along the lines of "good luck holding me" and gave him "his" IP, which was actually the bungie.net IP. Jellygoose posted "that's not your real IP" and posted his real IP. Egption continued to flame away and a bit later Jellygoose ended up booting him offline for around 5 mins.

then they all lived happily ever after

fuck, i need to learn how to hit ppl offline with their ip/. O_O

Kid your so bad, you can't hit shit offline.

Your all talk, just go away.

so close to 40k

Dn8

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