How do you make a 255/255 minion (attack/health) by turn 8 (no coin) using a warlock standard deck and without any play from the opponent?

Turn 1: Jerk off with your one mana crystal.
Turn 2: Ancient Watcher
Turn 3: Brann
Turn 4: Summoning Portal
Turn 5: Coldlight Oracle, Coldlight Oracle, another Summoning Portal, play Validated Doomsayer.
Turn 6: Power Overwhelming, Power Overwhelming (on ancient watcher so it's now a 12/13), Void Terror absorbing Ancient Watcher and Validated Doomsayer. You get 12/13 + 12/13 + 7/7 + 7/7 + 3/3 = 41/43
Turn 7: Mukla. Give your 41/43 +2/+2. Faceless Shambler 43/44. Drop another Void Terror to eat your Void Terror + Faceless Shambler. 41/43 + 41/43 + 3/3 = 85/89.
Turn 8: Drop another Faceless Shambler on your Void Terror. Play a Faceless Manipulator. Now you have three 85/89's on the field. Bounce your Void Terror to your hand. Play it again. Now it's 343/359.

I could go thru the process and get it more efficient by doing the plays sooner probs. Probably need to kill a couple minions on board because I think I played too many minions.

343/359 sounds better than 255/255.

Too bored with this now to think it through, but basically the most efficient way is to:
- get bran out
- get 2 summoning portals out
- pump up as much as you can in the most efficient way, and double eat with the void terror
- then faceless shambler twice on that void terror and double eat those two faceless shamblers
- bounce the first void terror, faceless manipulator twice the first void terror, then drop your voice terror again
- bounce the void terror with less attack/defense, and then double eat again

Something like that.



To get exactly 255/255 by turn 8:

1) Flame Imp (3 cards left in hand, 1 creature on board)
2) Ancient Watcher (3 cards left in hand, 2 creatures on board)
3) Brann (3 cards left in hand, 3 creatures on board)
4) Summoning Portal (3 cards left in hand, 4 creatures on board)
5) Hero power, second Summoning Portal (4 cards left in hand, 5 creatures on board)
6) Power overwhelming 2x on flame imp. He's a 11/10. Drop your first void terror to eat flame imp + ancient watcher. That's 11/10 + 11/10 + 4/5 + 4/5 + 3/3 = 33/33. Drop two faceless shamblers to copy the void terror. (0 cards left in hand, 6 creatures on board).
7) You have 1 card in hand, 6 creatures on board. Play a second void terror from hand, eat the two 33/33 copies. You now have a 135/135. You have 5 creatures on board now (2 void terrors, 2 summoning portals, 1 brann). One of your void terrors is 135/135, one is 33/33. You have 6 mana left over. You hero power, then drop down coldlight oracle, and then a second coldlight oracle. You have 2 mana left over, and 6 cards in hand. You play two corruptions (one on each coldlight). You have 4 cards left in hand, 0 mana left.
8) You have one 135/135 void terror, one 33/33 void terror, 2 summoning portals, and 1 brann on board. Your coldlight oracles are dead. You have 4 cards in hand, 8 mana. ... bla bla bla draw up and play combo faceless manipulators / faceless shamblers / brew bounce with void terrors.
this still doesn't get me to 255/255 (it's more efficient), I'd have to keep going back and reducing the effectiveness of the combo to get numbers to come to 255

This post was edited by Canadian_Man on Jan 26 2017 11:12pm

What he said.

I think if you do it right you can get something like a 1300+/1300+ on turn 8. But I'm not going to sit down to dig through that idea, just have to tabulate how many faceless manipulators/shamblers and bounces you can do with void terrors.

This post was edited by Canadian_Man on Jan 27 2017 12:09am

lmaoooo i tried for like 30 seconds and gave up. good job