Aargh me hearties, I have something for ye here that'll shiver ye timbers. Ye want to be a true Scallywag?
Avast ye, and look upon this booty of knowledge I will bestow upon thee.
With this Man-o-War of a (poop)deck ye will be able to pillage and plunder to yer heart's content and sow misery and despair among landlubbers and scurvy dogs alike!
Now weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!
It's pretty fun and it shit all over Troll's Paladin, so there's that. Also, I only put in one Southsea Captain, because I only got the one.