Selling about 200k meat with top items such as a can of Breathetastic(tm) premium canned air, which is the item you recieve for completing an oxygenarien hardcore run. It's worth 300k+ meat. Selling the Wreath of Laurels, a hat,(power 200, the max for items) and gives the enchantments: Muscle +25, Maximum HP/MP +25, worth 45-50k meat. Selling Cast-Iron Legacy Padde, power 190, 2h weapon. gives Muscle +15, Melee Damage +10. Selling The Ring, an accessory that gives All Attributes +3, +40 Spooky Damage, and is worth about 30k. Selling Ring Of The Sewer Snake, another accessory that gives All Attributes +3, +40 Stench Damage, worth 25-30k. Selling Obsidion dagger, drowsy sword, homoerotic frat-paddle, bat-blade, drywall axe, black sword, hammer of smiting, linoleom sword, and others. If you don't know what they are, look them up in the KoL Wiki. Selling Danglin' Chad's loincloth, a 200 powered pants that gives +25 Sleaze Damage, and is worth about 20k. Selling two beer helmets, worth 10k-ish. Selling a bunch of other accessories such as badass belt, blackberry combat boots (+10 muscle, +45 hp, +5 melee dmg), energy drink IV, kickass kicks, pirate fledges, bejeweled pledge pin, and elmley shades. If i don't have stuff you need, I can most likely acquire it for you or you can just buy my stuff and sell it yourself for lots and lots of meat. Also have the following familiars. Mosquito, Grue, Ragamuffin Imp, Star Starfish, Barrrnacle, Howling Balloon Monkey, Baby Gravy Fairy, and Cocoabo.
Pm me please.

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Update: up to about 375k meat now, along with those items, worth a lot.

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items for sale:
ketchup hound, palm frond, tenderizing hammer, e-z cook oven, cocktailcrafting kit, 1 goodballs, mick's icyvapohotness inhaler, 3 beer helmets, 2 wool hats, black helmet, acoustic guitarrr, batblade, cardboard wakizashi, black sword, drowsy sword, drywall axe, goatskin umbrella, hammer of smiting, lead pipe, homoerotic frat paddle, linoleum sword, obsidion dagger, perforated battle paddle, witty rapier, keg shield, flaming talons, stuffed cheshire bitten, stuffed stinky gravy fairy, buoy bottoms, bullet-proof corduroys, black greaves, filthy corduroys, swashbuckling pants, bottle opener belt buckle, bejewled pledge pin, energy drink IV, 3 kick-ass kicks, 2 round purple sunglasses, stuffed shoulder parrot, 2 green beers.

586k meat, no more canned air.

200k meat ft, along with the folloring items:
ketchup hound, palm frond, tenderizing hammer, e-z cook oven, cocktailcrafting kit, 1 goodballs, mick's icyvapohotness inhaler, 3 beer helmets, 2 wool hats, black helmet, acoustic guitarrr, batblade, cardboard wakizashi, black sword, drowsy sword, drywall axe, goatskin umbrella, hammer of smiting, lead pipe, homoerotic frat paddle, linoleum sword, obsidion dagger, perforated battle paddle, witty rapier, keg shield, flaming talons, stuffed cheshire bitten, stuffed stinky gravy fairy, buoy bottoms, bullet-proof corduroys, black greaves, filthy corduroys, swashbuckling pants, bottle opener belt buckle, bejewled pledge pin, energy drink IV, 3 kick-ass kicks, 2 round purple sunglasses, stuffed shoulder parrot, 2 green beers

bump, also trading for d2 items