So I quit dota a while ago since I don't have time to play games anymore and also since I can get access to Dota2 beta if I want to and its much better

So I've trolled a bunch of games and been a complete retard / flame instigator / generally dickhead player for about a couple of weeks now whenever I'm bored. Every time of course I bait people into flaming me / raging / spam pinging / whatever. Then every time after I report them and they get a penalty which takes 6 weeks to dissapear (sometimes more) and they also get banned/muted

Question is, isn't this the stupidest system ever? Someone can play very well and tell some random noob who is ruining their lane / stealing their farm / stealing their kills to "fuck off" or "fuck you" and the noob can report and BAM good player = instant banned.

I figured since I had been on the receiving side of that for so long I'd give trolling a go, and honestly its much funner. Sometimes you lose because you're playing like a retard, and then you just report anyone who flamed you and watch them get banned. Sometimes you win despite being a retard and still report and kids still get banned for essentially being human. Awesome system.

What I've basically learned is as long as you have even a semi-legitimate reason fora report, the moderators will NEVER decline to give the reportee a penalty. In fact, even if you are blatantly baiting the guy into breaking rules by just being a general douchebag / gameruiner, the mods will not give you any blowback penalties and will just go after the guy you reported as long as you didn't break any rules yourself. So basically, I just go around games pretending to have an IQ of 20 and picking retarded heroes, buying retarded items, going to a retarded lane for the situation, and saying retarded things in chat / baiting my teammates into flaming me. Here are the results so far:


Game 1

http://www.dotalicious-gaming.com/index.php?action=dota;area=game&game=396203

Here I play retard dusa, buy out all dusts, never come to teamfights, farm + feed a bunch ( I picked her after enemy AM pick LOL). Also I harass the poor N'aix in chat all game but I never explicitly flame so he can't report me. At end of game we lose and I report N'aix + some random on other team who starting bragging / flaming in all chat (after I instigated him of course). N'aix gets a ban + big penalty, random guy gets muted 1 day ingame and penalty.


Game 2

http://www.dotalicious-gaming.com/index.php?action=dota;area=game&game=395660

Fucking HILARIOUS game. I enter a CM game and keep begging for solo mid / trilane carry. Capt. gets so pissed off at my constant caps lock begging he flames me then speaks some foreign language (2 report points right there), then insults my mother (+1 report point) and finally asks me what hero I want. Of course I answer "BARATUM BARA BARABRABABRA". So he finally ends up picking it. When time comes for players to pick heroes, I pick the mid solo Nevermore reserved for the sL3 player on the team and just go mid. I get massive flame of course from captain + some other guys. I dominate my lane ofc and go fast lothars then go and KS around the map while instigating Captain to flame me more. Of course he gets a double penalty 13.0 of 14 flame 09. Oct 2011 - 13:40 in Game #395660.


Game 3

http://www.dotalicious-gaming.com/index.php?action=dota;area=game&game=401276

Ok so here I do the biggest dickhead move of all time. Destroyer with force staff + astral imprisonment taking Spectre's solo lane and spamming spells on her so she can't get any CK. Spectres goes absolutely MENTAL and spam pings for the entire game on me since I'm being such a douche. I get her killed like 3 times with my imprisons, each time using the excuse "OMG was trying to save u SRY" or "need mana sry man". I report the kid afterwards of course, and despite my spell spam and obvious instigation, I get nothing (since I never explicitly broke rules and made excuses to justify my use of spell griefing) whereas spec gets a fucking TRIPLE penalty 19.8 of 20 spamming ping again 10. Oct 2011 - 18:16 in Game #401276 and of course this: This user has been banned for 5 days. (4 days, 17 hours, 54 minutes remain). This user has been muted ingame for 7 days. (2 days, 0 hours, 51 minutes remain).


Game 4

http://www.dotalicious-gaming.com/index.php?action=dota;area=game&game=353791

Probably my 2nd best trolling achievement. I follow this MyHorseIsAmazin kid to like 20 game lobbies. I ruined a game for him before so he tries hard to dodge me, but eventually I manage to sneak in. Then I go QoP, miss all my ultis, take his lane, never call miss, and instigate him to flame me. Of course, he gets mad since he's losing his precious winrate and potentially skill level. Then, to make sure he loses his skill level I report him and get him another penalty so he has to play 101 more games to get back to where he was (or wait 6 weeks). LOL.


Game 5

http://www.dotalicious-gaming.com/index.php?action=dota;area=game&game=305466

My biggest troll achievement by far. I get this team of 4 friends who are all fairly good players and who are French (bonus points for being able to report them just for speaking their native language). The leader of the group wants to go mid so what do I do? Obviously I pick tuskarr and head for mid lane while only saying in chat 'tuskar mid, tuskar bash' like 20 times. Kid gets ultra mad and starts spamming me in French, flaming me in English, and insulting my mother in German. We end up winning the game even though I feed every 2 minutes and get 1 creep kill / minute max while also never buying any support items. After the game I report this guy and he gets a MASSIVE penalty + like 9 day long ban. 3.8 of 14 flame 14. Sep 2011 - 17:02 in Game #343267. Whenever I even join the lobby of a game this kid is in without taking a seat he just instantly leaves because he knows I'll troll him / fuck up his penalties over and over again. Super eZ.


Thoughts/comments?

This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Oct 10 2011 04:32pm

tl;dr

tldr go outside before you get a lawsuit from valve

BadtrickZ

wat

this is dota1

I would fucking hunt you down in real life and fucking kill you if i was on one of ur teams, god this is whats fucking me up irl, guys like you, who dont give a shit about the game while others are trying to become better but cant because of people like you.

You can read more about me hating noobs and retards in dota here :
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=57654944&f=215

ok enough rage, @ topic :
If this is actually true, then what a joke league, if i seriously got banned for playing good but cus a retard baited me into flaming him cus he asked for it himself, i would seriously find you irl and do things to you that you cant even imagine was posible.

The new mediators at dotalicious (imported from dotaleague i guess) are fucking idiots and ruining the page like they did with dotaleague.
I also got a 14 day ban for nothing by a NEW mediator who didn't know me. He also said, that I will get a lifetime ban soon.

Anyway, I'll rate your trolls with a 7/10.

after a certain point, i just say fuck it, get quelling with a friend and chop all trees until i find narnia in pub leagues
usually try to get rexxar and windrunner and run around chopping everything too
one time we went 20 minutes until a mod on our team noticed wtf was happenin

i used to be like you but trolling in most leagues nowadays is way more profitable in terms of fun and entertainment than playing serious. if you want to play serious either inhouse with friends who you know don't suck or find a league which actually has rules against playing bad.



ty rate. Slev still banned? if not we should play. I promise won't troll.

btw, wtf did you do that was so bad that would warrant a perma-ban? 1-2 NS who maybe destroyed teams items or used team spells is not perma ban worthy



huhu but u get banned for that. you can be a complete retard, troll people to the max, and still not get banned if you do it right.

This post was edited by sMACKTRiCKz on Oct 11 2011 08:33am