Hardly dead, but sure

grubby isn't even the 'hands down' best orc player. So many good orc players today you can't name a 'best'

Well, i did some research and bov grubby is officaly the ebst, he won 08

Dont they speak English?!

omg that final was amazing, i watched it live on video steam ^^

Yeah

(11:21:24 PM) Anime: btw
(11:21:26 PM) Anime: i won't be back
(11:21:29 PM) Anime: in 2 weeks
(11:21:34 PM) Anime: gonna be back @ end of nov
(11:21:35 PM) jukechills: o
(11:21:38 PM) jukechills: ok
(11:21:44 PM) Anime: my
(11:21:54 PM) Anime: clockwork ultrakill is delayed . . . yet again
(11:22:01 PM) Anime: this is what i plan to do
(11:22:03 PM) Anime: when i getb ack
(11:22:16 PM) Anime: ok imma go in a dota game, choose clockwork, get to like lvl 17 or some shit, have gg gear
(11:22:24 PM) Anime: all right so other team got 5 ppl
(11:22:28 PM) Anime: they gonna try to push mid
(11:22:33 PM) jukechills: lol
(11:22:39 PM) Anime: imma rocket them, hook into the disabler on their team
(11:22:42 PM) Anime: cog
(11:22:47 PM) Anime: battery assault
(11:22:50 PM) Anime: while this is going on
(11:22:55 PM) Anime: I have radiance ok so it's like 40 dps
(11:23:01 PM) Anime: then I rape them bitches
(11:23:07 PM) jukechills: sounds
(11:23:08 PM) jukechills: nice
(11:23:10 PM) Anime: then I see the carry (voidwalker) trying to timewak away
(11:23:13 PM) Anime: at this point
(11:23:17 PM) Anime: thx to my agathims scepter
(11:23:20 PM) Anime: my cooldown is only 25 seconds
(11:23:24 PM) Anime: i hook into him again
(11:23:27 PM) Anime: and thx to my pro build
(11:23:30 PM) Anime: I got sheepstick
(11:23:32 PM) Anime: so I sheep him
(11:23:37 PM) Anime: and the mass rape-age ensues
(11:23:43 PM) Anime: after I kill him, I see someone bought back
(11:23:45 PM) Anime: to try to d
(11:23:51 PM) Anime: I blind hook into base tower
(11:23:53 PM) Anime: right into him
(11:23:58 PM) jukechills: LMAO
(11:23:58 PM) Anime: pull my cog-battery combo again
(11:24:05 PM) Anime: he escapes though
(11:24:07 PM) Anime: so i have to chase
(11:24:13 PM) Anime: buy thx to my radiance that I have
(11:24:22 PM) Anime: the 40 dps kills him right as he is about to enter the fountain healing
(11:24:28 PM) Anime: at this point the disabler respawns
(11:24:33 PM) Anime: lets call him lion
(11:24:38 PM) Anime: he impales -> sheeps me
(11:24:40 PM) Anime: i am helpless
(11:24:44 PM) Anime: at this point
(11:24:51 PM) Anime: voidwalker
(11:24:52 PM) Anime: comes back
(11:24:57 PM) Anime: he tries t oget big my timewalking into me
(11:25:02 PM) Anime: and i see he is about to chronosphere
(11:25:05 PM) Anime: but luckily for me
(11:25:08 PM) Anime: As he respawned
(11:25:11 PM) Anime: i bought a ghost scepter
(11:25:15 PM) jukechills: lol
(11:25:18 PM) Anime: and used it as I see him about to cast his ulti
(11:25:24 PM) Anime: so he casts his ulti and is pissed as fuck
(11:25:26 PM) Anime: cuz he can't hit me
(11:25:33 PM) Anime: as soon as ulti goes off
(11:25:37 PM) Anime: i battery assault
(11:25:43 PM) Anime: he time walks into ountain
(11:25:46 PM) Anime: and disabler is there
(11:25:49 PM) Anime: but luckily for me
(11:25:53 PM) Anime: I had a refresher orb prepared
(11:25:57 PM) Anime: just for this situation
(11:25:58 PM) Anime: I refresh
(11:26:00 PM) Anime: hook in
(11:26:02 PM) Anime: and ghost scepter
(11:26:20 PM) Anime: ass-rape both of themwith my radiance dps + cog + battery assault + my damage which has 2 divine rapiers stacked on it
(11:26:26 PM) Anime: then after I am about to die
(11:26:31 PM) Anime: so I tell you (you are playing vs)
(11:26:34 PM) Anime: to swap me
(11:26:35 PM) Anime: so u do it
(11:26:37 PM) Anime: and then u die
(11:26:39 PM) Anime: and I live
(11:26:40 PM) jukechills: lol
(11:26:41 PM) Anime: then we win the game
(11:26:44 PM) Anime: i go
(11:26:46 PM) Anime: 49-0
(11:26:51 PM) Anime: I save replay
(11:26:53 PM) Anime: post everywhere
(11:26:58 PM) Anime: gain world-wide recognition
(11:27:01 PM) Anime: as best clockwork player
(11:27:07 PM) Anime: to ever grace the universe

(11:28:20 PM) Anime: Goblin Krew
(11:28:22 PM) Anime: representin
(11:28:27 PM) Anime: we fuck u up
(11:28:30 PM) Anime: this is the plan
(11:28:33 PM) Anime: we got me
(11:28:34 PM) Anime: clockwork
(11:28:35 PM) Anime: and tinker
(11:28:41 PM) Anime: we the 3 man gangsta goblin krew
(11:28:44 PM) Anime: so u got 5 of their teammates
(11:28:47 PM) jukechills: ya
(11:28:47 PM) Anime: pushing up mid right
(11:28:48 PM) jukechills: lol
(11:28:51 PM) Anime: we set up this gangsta strat
(11:28:53 PM) Anime: this is how it goes
(11:28:56 PM) Anime: I (clockwork)
(11:28:59 PM) Anime: do my blindhook
(11:29:00 PM) Anime: in
(11:29:03 PM) Anime: which
(11:29:05 PM) Anime: JUST SO HAPPENS
(11:29:07 PM) Anime: to hook them
(11:29:09 PM) Anime: while they are all
(11:29:11 PM) Anime: in one spot
(11:29:13 PM) Anime: i cog
(11:29:14 PM) Anime: get all 5
(11:29:17 PM) Anime: battery
(11:29:18 PM) Anime: at this point
(11:29:20 PM) Anime: tinker
(11:29:26 PM) Anime: (pro tinker btw so he has blink dagger)
(11:29:28 PM) Anime: blinks in
(11:29:31 PM) Anime: uses laser
(11:29:32 PM) Anime: missile
(11:29:36 PM) Anime: and while this is going on
(11:29:41 PM) Anime: techies is already
(11:29:43 PM) Anime: lothar'd in
(11:29:49 PM) Anime: he plants a remote mine
(11:29:52 PM) Anime: and explodes it
(11:29:54 PM) Anime: at this point
(11:29:56 PM) jukechills: bd`d in
(11:29:57 PM) Anime: these bitches about to die
(11:30:02 PM) Anime: and techies wanted to be a bitch
(11:30:06 PM) Anime: so he blinked in
(11:30:10 PM) Anime: and used
(11:30:13 PM) Anime: suicide
(11:30:16 PM) Anime: and got an ultra kill
(11:30:22 PM) Anime: we yell at him on vent
(11:30:24 PM) Anime: while we push
(11:30:26 PM) Anime: to win the game
(11:30:29 PM) Anime: then next day
(11:30:30 PM) jukechills: ^^
(11:30:32 PM) Anime: when we see him at school
(11:30:35 PM) Anime: we throw our milk at him
(11:30:38 PM) Anime: for being such a faggot
(11:30:43 PM) jukechills: LOL


(11:30:44 PM) Anime: suicide this chocolate milk faggot
(11:30:45 PM) Anime: what's up
(11:30:47 PM) Anime: not so touch
(11:30:53 PM) Anime: without ur suicide bomber shit are you
(11:30:57 PM) Anime: you think ur so tough
(11:31:00 PM) Anime: cuz u have 2 ppl @ 1 unit
(11:31:02 PM) Anime: u aint shit
(11:31:28 PM) Anime: btw
(11:31:33 PM) Anime: clockwork is best dota hero ever
(11:31:39 PM) Anime: he can work in every situation
(11:31:40 PM) jukechills: wouldnt say so
(11:31:42 PM) Anime: check this out ->
(11:31:46 PM) Anime: u wanna initiate?
(11:31:46 PM) Anime: np
(11:31:48 PM) Anime: hook
(11:31:50 PM) Anime: wanna escape?
(11:31:50 PM) Anime: np
(11:31:51 PM) Anime: hook
(11:31:57 PM) Anime: wanna get someone escaping?
(11:31:57 PM) Anime: np
(11:31:58 PM) Anime: hook
(11:32:03 PM) Anime: wanna disable someone?
(11:32:06 PM) jukechills: lmao same w/ pudge
(11:32:06 PM) Anime: np hook (mini stun)
(11:32:11 PM) Anime: wanna kill pudge?
(11:32:12 PM) Anime: np
(11:32:13 PM) Anime: hook
(11:32:18 PM) Anime: ur hook is faster
(11:32:19 PM) Anime: than his hook
(11:32:21 PM) Anime: he can't fuk wit u
(11:32:35 PM) Anime: fat piece of meat will not get big on the ~RaT~
(11:32:42 PM) Anime: and plus
(11:32:43 PM) jukechills: we can solo mid eachother pudge versus clock
(11:32:44 PM) Anime: pudges ulti
(11:32:44 PM) jukechills: : P
(11:32:45 PM) Anime: doesnt work
(11:32:46 PM) Anime: on clock
(11:32:49 PM) Anime: clock is mechanic
(11:32:53 PM) jukechills: LOL


(11:32:54 PM) Anime: pudge "fresh meat" my metal bitch

PG_Lord stfu u don't know shit about warcraft 3