Hello everyone! New here, and new to SC2.
I'm looking for a coach. This coach must be the best. He must have the ability to do multi drops like MMA, and micro like Polt.
A few other requirements are:
He must turn Protosses into the new Terran by forcing them to pull all their probes and attack across the map.
I would like your builds to be a secret. Therefore, you cannot post replays, you must post screenshots.
You have to be so good you don't play people on the forum. Instead, you just make up random records and refuse to play people.
I would also like to make sure your play is very dynamic. That means if a zerg 6 pools you and fails, the game will still last 21 minutes and you'll barely win.
Finally, it's important you keep up on the metagame. As a result, you must stay up till 2 am every night with streams of progamers such as Polt and Incontrol open, waiting for someone to snipe them.
Also, if you have Rooter problems and lose games due to lag, that is fine. Just make sure to tell me about all the games you were ahead and lagged out.