Dear Jsp,

To all you motherfuckers who said I couldn't get to masters (which was no one), fuck you. I did it.

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First off, thanks to Day9, Reddit, and Teamliquid for helping me grow as a player. All you niggahs on here did shit. I spent hours and months pouring my heart into the day9 dailies, reading /r/allthingszerg, and complaining about balance on teamliquid, but it's finally paid off. I can finally say that I know more about balance to anyone who's in a slightly lower league. I can't wait to tell them,"Fuck off, I know more than you. I'm in Masters, so I must know more than you balance-wise." My e-penis is already budging at the thought of this.

I'm so fucking talented it's unbelievable. I'm already in Rank 3, top masters. I played less games than all ya'all, and I'm already high masters. I am the top 1%. I expect to be dropping down to low masters as soon as there are more than 6 people in my league, but for now, let me experience this moment which I will never feel again. After seeing jspers like LegendaryIcle, I was like, "If trash players like this can get into masters, this pussy league must be easy to get into."

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But on a serious note, thanks to everyone on here who's given me advice/practice games on here. I always fucked around on Starcraft for the longest time, but after Heart of the Swarm came out, I started laddering much more seriously. I'm e-proud of the fact I got to diamond-to-masters in 1 season with ~100-150 games played.

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In pretty much all my games up to this point, I haven't been really using any builds or a game plan when I play ladder games, so I might start learning some more strats and tricks. Some match-ups are complete shit for me % ratio wise, so anyone message me if they want some practice games. Most of you guys have been in Masters for so long, and it's probably easy to get into if you're a veteran, but still. I haven't racked up that many games, so this feels pretty good.

Thank you guys for helping me get here.

This post was edited by Hanmin on Apr 10 2013 06:29pm

Cheers m8
glad to see you got promoted

also zvt is my best matchup atm, so I can help you with that too if you want, although there are better zergs here who can too.

This post was edited by Burzum on Apr 10 2013 06:24pm

I wasn't sure you had it in you a few years ago.

Congrats

Quick search reveals me not being mentioned.


/thread

Thanks a bunch, you know alot more about ZvT than I do, so any advice is appreciated.


Yes, back when me and you played, I didn't know how to A-Move. Holy shit, I micro'd my army individually against single enemy units. That was such a bitch.

This post was edited by Hanmin on Apr 10 2013 06:35pm

[Z]

Even Rick got master with zerg...and he blows

grats

just needed that inflated hots population

Even you got masters with terran, on sea

Yes, you're the one with 200,000fg, 80,000 posts, and 57ppd, and I'm the one who should feel ashamed.


My ZvP wouldn't be above 50% without you ass rapping me every time we played.


I'll take it.

This post was edited by Hanmin on Apr 10 2013 06:43pm

Grats Hanmin!

DAT SWARM



Lmk when you want me to put you in your place.

e; oh yeah, and I'll play T or Z, your choice.

This post was edited by NoLimit028 on Apr 10 2013 06:47pm