you have a 25% chance to win all of bill gates' money if you give him a blowjob

would you do it?

Yes. Didn't even have to think about that.

most of this subforum would just because theyd like it.

fucking creep

So closet fags have a 1/4 chance to get hundreds of millions of dollars, for doing what they would have done fore free.

Win-win.

what about them is closet?

Well, I'm not gay, but I'd do it in an instant. Doesn't that make me a closet homosexual?

not a closet homo, just someone recognizing a god-tier opportunity

one of my friends is a grad student at cornell for math, and he just told me that the odds aren't good enough.

what the ~actual~ fuck?

25% does seems low.

How about 100% to get 25% of his money.

I'd snap accept in that case

25% chance you're wealthy beyond your wildest dreams

75% chance you carry on living your normal life, but have the experience of going down on bill gates, should the subject arise.

risk vs reward man, you have nothing to lose

He's got a point, kraak. Stop being greedy and just blow Bill Gates already.