while it's true most players are cheesy as fuck regardless of race you cannot deny random players are more likely to play gimmicky than non-random players

You should record every game against a random player and record how many times they cheese vs how many times they don't.

I could, I think it'd prove me right

Aren't you random or something? did I step on your toes? if you play legit as random and reach a descent leauge then massive cred to you obviously but in my experiance most random players just play ridiculosly cheesy