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Dec 22 2014 10:53pm
Quote (NitemareBear @ Dec 22 2014 11:52pm)
Idk man im pretty rusty, I almost lost do a damn silver that went 2/0 blink stalkers -_- My build times are terrible...
doesn't help that I lag super hard on my current laptop though. New laptop should be here tomorrow!!! :-)


Naw man, I believe in you, im sure you can do it and im fully convinced that the only thing thats holding you back is your race. In fact, im a silver terran and fuck man, i swear, if i played protoss i'd definately be masters.
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Dec 22 2014 11:10pm
Quote (n3gat1ve @ 22 Dec 2014 22:53)
Naw man, I believe in you, im sure you can do it and im fully convinced that the only thing thats holding you back is your race. In fact, im a silver terran and fuck man, i swear, if i played protoss i'd definately be masters.


Just going to take a lot of practice. Sad thing is where my mmr is at everyone feels they have to cheese. Did a 1/1/speed roach build vs a terran that rushed reapers. Should a been scouted but i was expecting a longer game :-(
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Dec 23 2014 01:48am
Quote (OtterJethro @ Dec 22 2014 07:29am)
Must be Protoss with the f key stuck...


Was random, only got free wins 33% of the time.

Quote (NitemareBear @ Dec 21 2014 08:08pm)
wouldn't that make you bronze still? since you wouldn't be able to play?


No, that would make me plat, since I reached plat.

Quote (BardOfXiix @ Dec 21 2014 02:27pm)
I got to plat playing with my dick every game.


Check my post before you wreck yourself again.
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Dec 23 2014 03:02am
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Was random, only got free wins 33% of the time, when I got toss.



Yes, that would make me bronze, since I have no dick.



I know I'm bad, ill stop posting now.


It's ok np
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Dec 26 2014 02:32am
Quote (SnapCity @ Dec 22 2014 11:51pm)
Playing protoss is like playing the game on rookie mode, very unforgiving and 100 viable options every game.

If you want a high rank but don't want to have to use both hands, definitely go with the protoss race.

Cheers~


How else are you supposed to jack off while getting to grandmaster?
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Dec 26 2014 02:15pm
Quote (KillerBunnies @ Dec 26 2014 12:32am)
How else are you supposed to jack off while getting to grandmaster?


<3 miss u
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Dec 26 2014 02:34pm
Quote (KillerBunnies @ Dec 26 2014 03:32am)
How else are you supposed to jack off while getting to grandmaster?


Watch Frank's stream, copy his style, fap to his voice.
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Dec 27 2014 11:37am
seround with creep (proxy queen 6min)
isolate and siege with locusts (7min)
defend with spores
counter with hydra/muta/corrupter/brood (9min)
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Dec 27 2014 02:03pm
Can someone post good roach rush vs terran
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Dec 30 2014 06:09pm
You go muta ling every game
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