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Apr 25 2013 03:15pm
Quote (Kamachi @ Apr 25 2013 10:06am)
step 1: play terran or zerg
step 2: play standard
step 3: get good
step 4: profit

your rank will never matter if you got there with cheese, you'll still be bad


Tell that to BboongBboong Prime

How many fucking tournaments to he make it to like ro of 16 in by just build 3 rax and pulling scvs?
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Apr 25 2013 05:03pm
Quote (Thing1 @ Apr 25 2013 02:15pm)
Tell that to BboongBboong Prime

How many fucking tournaments to he make it to like ro of 16 in by just build 3 rax and pulling scvs?


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Quote (Thing1 @ Apr 25 2013 05:15pm)
Tell that to BboongBboong Prime

How many fucking tournaments to he make it to like ro of 16 in by just build 3 rax and pulling scvs?


not exactly sure how a zerg would make barracks and have scvs, but if he cheeses every single game yeah i'd tell him hes shit

Quote (BardOfXiix @ Apr 25 2013 07:03pm)
LG-IM_MVP


except he was one of the best macro players ever as well
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Apr 25 2013 05:44pm
Quote (UpSkirt @ Apr 24 2013 11:43pm)
Heres my guide

Protoss

cannon rush
proxy gates

zerg

6pool
7 roach rush
cancel hatch roach rush
proxy hatch

Terran

Proxy barracks reaper or marine
5rax inbase + all scvs



you forgot the 8-8-8 proxy reaper.
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Apr 26 2013 02:23am
Quote (SoWhatIKilledU @ Apr 25 2013 11:44pm)
you forgot the 8-8-8 proxy reaper.


Nope read again :P

"Proxy barracks reaper or marine"

This post was edited by UpSkirt on Apr 26 2013 02:23am
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Apr 26 2013 04:56am
I need a team of mad cheesing motherfuckers. I would sell my soul to join clan like that.
Imagine clan wars when i.e. : 4 zergs do a 6 pool or other funny combinations that will make those regular sc2 playing fellas cry their asses out with pure hatred.
I must say I have been gangbanged like that once or twice in my whole career. Sure I was mad but at the same time I was jelly.

This game should be about being deadly effective.
How does yakuza or the russian mob works irl ? They hit you fast and hard so you dont know what hit you.
This would be the playstyle for me.

I will be going like this "YOU WANT SOME?! YOU WANT IT? WHO WHATS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!????"

But cannon rush is bad. I need something more evil and deadly effective.

This post was edited by Zaganiacz on Apr 26 2013 04:56am
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Quote (Zaganiacz @ Apr 26 2013 10:56am)
But cannon rush is bad. I need something more evil and deadly effective.


Take that back!
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Apr 26 2013 05:19am
yes, we need good cheese, not shit like stalker production after 10min



HOTS
4vs4 Swarm Host/worm/creep > :p
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=67118338&f=214

WOL
4vs4 And 3vs3 Protoss > 7min 3void Push
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66969865&f=214
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Quote (UpSkirt @ 26 Apr 2013 13:02)
Take that back!


You gotta give me something more then i.e "cannon rush rox" I need stronger arguments to take back my previous statement.
Show me that there can be professional approach to cannon rushing. I have seen images and guides on Liquipedia on spliting the units with forcefield of a sentry. Is there something like that for canon rush ? How to canon rush, sweet spots, sneaking and ninja techniques, etc. etc.
Give me an example of some nipple-twisting canon rush action and I wil gladly take my shit back :)
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Quote (Zaganiacz @ Apr 26 2013 11:36am)
You gotta give me something more then i.e "cannon rush rox" I need stronger arguments to take back my previous statement.
Show me that there can be professional approach to cannon rushing. I have seen images and guides on Liquipedia on spliting the units with forcefield of a sentry. Is there something like that for canon rush ? How to canon rush, sweet spots, sneaking and ninja techniques, etc. etc.
Give me an example of some nipple-twisting canon rush action and I wil gladly take my shit back :)


I could do but then i'd be giving away the secrets of years of experience and knowledge and im not sure im prepared to do that :)
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