Drake the type of nigga to remember all his ex's birthdays.
Drake the type of nigga to wear matching outfits with his homies
Drake the type of nigga that buys a WinRaR license.
drake the type of nigga to offer his ex a ride to her new man's house
Drake the type of nigga that pees sitting down
Drake the type of nigga that holds you in his arms when you get scared.
Drake the type of nigga that pees with the seat up
Drake the type of nigga that put that shit back down for the ladies in the house
Drake the type of nigga to pays and registers for a Brazzers account just to go on every video and comment "You're better than this".
Drake the type of nigga to offer to clean up the mess after you violently raped him.
drake the type of nigga thats happy his ex has found someone
Drake the type of nigga that speaks out against WorldStarHipHop's misrepresentation of blacks in America
Drake the type of nigga to give a homeless dude 100 dollars
Drake the type of nigga that offers to dryclean his homies clothes.
Drake the type of nigga that doesn't click "Skip Ad" when watching youtube videos.
Drake the type of nigga to finish watching the porn after he's done fapping
Drake the type of nigga that uninstalls AdBlock
Drake the type of nigga that lets you share his bed with him when you need a place you crash.

Drake the type of nigga that has a PhD.
Drake the type of nigga that picks off an eyelash from one of his homie's faces mid-coversation and tell them to make a wish.
Drake the type of nigga that says, "Thanks for the opportunity." when he is fired from his job.
Drake the type of nigga to bring hand sanitizer to the club.
Drake the type of nigga to masturbate with his pinky up
Drake the type of nigga to pay for Xbox Live Gold for the prestige
Drake the type of nigga that says, Babe you're not pregnant, we are
Drake the type of nigga that asks phone sex operators how their day was.
Drake the type of nigga that goes to church every sunday.
Drake the type of nigga that has an arguement with a chick and hangs up, then calls back crying
drake the type of nigga to comfort his homies after a bad break up
Drake the type of nigga that pulls up to his homies house with one motorcycle and 2 helmets
Drake the type of nigga to use a loofah and a shower cap.
Drake the type of nigga that has plastic over his furniture because he knows his homies can be a little reckless.
Drake the type of nigga that has Siri as his waifu
Drake the type of nigga that asks you if you wanna go to the movies with him, he'll pay.
Drake the type of nigga who swings his feet
Drake the type of nigga that pays for the guy behind him in the drive-thru.

Drake the type of nigga that flags porn on YouTube.
Drake the type of nigga to sit in a room with the fan on 1.
Drake the type of nigga that buys censored albums
Drake the type of nigga that rolls his eyes when taking a bite of chocolate.
Drake the type of nigga that says "No.. you hang up first!" on the phone with his homies.
Drake the type of nigga that makes eye contact with you while you're eating a banana.
Drake the type of nigga that reads to children at his local public library.
drake the type of nigga to answer a pretend phone that a little kid handed him
Drake the type of nigga that carries a mini first aid kit on him just in case.
Drake the type of nigga to pick flowers for his homies.
Drake the type of nigga that prepares a batch of fresh cookies for when his homies are coming over.
Drake the type of nigga that will throw his arm in front of the passenger when he slams on his brakes.
drake the type of nigga that holds the shopping bags for his homies
Drake the type of nigga to ask if he should move his seat up so his homie in the back can have leg room
Drake the type of nigga to tell his homies that they can chage the radio station if theyd like
Drake the type of nigga thats fucks his homies in the ass AND give dem a reach around
Drake the type of nigga that brings salad to a barbecue
drake the type of nigga that takes his shoes off before going into his homies house

Drake the type of nigga that actually reads the terms and conditions
Drake the type of nigga that helps style his homies.
Drake the type of nigga that won't return a gift, even though he doesn't really like it.
Drake the type of nigga to have Glade Plug Ins for every room.
drake the type of nigga that texts 'knock knock' when he gets to his homies house
Drake the type of nigga that doesn't single newfags out.
Drake the type of nigga that helps a hoe get dressed after sex.
Drake the type of nigga that meets his homies parents.
Drake the type of nigga that proposes on the third date
Drake the type of nigga that mows his own lawn on the weekends.
Drake the type of nigga that throws a BBQ party for all his ghetto boys wearing "The Chief" apron
Drake the type of nigga that checks the water with his toes before going into the pool
Drake the type of nigga that cooks for all of him homies on thanksgiving.
Drake the type of nigga goes around a mall with free candy for children just to see them smile
Drake the type of nigga that checks under the bed for monsters before he goes to sleep.
Drake the type of nigga that thanks the chef at a restaurant.
Drake the type of nigga that pays for all the neighborhood children when the ice cream man stops by.
drake the type of nigga that dresses up as santa on christmas for the kids

Drake the type of nigga who always gave his teachers presents
Drake the type of nigga that preaches gang intervention classes.
Drake the type of nigga that turns his homework in early.
Drake the type of nigga that goes and sits on the toilet to make conversation with a homeboy taking a shower.
Drake the type of nigga that buys an extra bag of bread to feed the ducks at the local pond.
Drake the type of nigga that obeys the traffic rules while playing Need for Speed.
Drake the type of nigga that surprises his homies with a shoulder massage.
Drake the type of nigga that welcomes Jehovah's Witnesses in for a glass of water and thoroughly tries to learn about their religion.
Drake the type of nigga that invites jahovas wintnesses inside his home and listens to what they have to say
Drake the type of nigga who whistle singing in the rain when he showers
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Drake the type of nigga that comes up with a clever punchline.
Drake the type of nigga that skips in public.
Drake the type of nigga to help his homies take down Christmas lights.
Drake the type of nigga that makes mixtapes for his homies.
Drake the type of nigga that takes a sweater to the movies.
drake the type of nigga that turns the light off when he leaves a room to save electricity
Drake the type of nigga that still goes "trick' or treating" on Halloween.

Drake the type of nigga to let you cut in front of him at Wal-Mart when you have less items than he does.
Drake the type of nigga that makes music
drake the type of nigga that offers to clear the table
Drake the type of nigga to wear a funny costume so he doesn't scare the little kids.
Drake the type of nigga to pull his pants down all the way at a urinal.
Drake the type of nigga that tries making conversation with someone next to him in a public toilet.
Drake the type of nigga that hands out apples on Halloween.
Drake the type of nigga that pays in exact change.
Drake the type of nigga that puts cucumbers in his eyes after a long day
drake the type of nigga that eats all of his vegetables
Drake the type of nigga that uses a coaster
Drake the type of nigga to eat pizza with a knife and fork
Drake the type of nigga to drink the leftover milk after his homie finish the cereal
Drake the type of nigga that makes a conventional and safe rollercoaster while playing Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Drake the type of nigga that fixes the collar on your shirt when its messed up.
Drake the type of nigga who q-tips his ears for the pleasure
Drake the type of nigga that let the cops arrest him in San Andreas
Drake the type of nigga to wear a wrist watch on his right hand

Drake the type of nigga to play bridge with his grandmother and her friends on Tuesday evenings.
Drake the type of nigga WHO PLAYS roller coaster tycoon
Drake the type of nigga that has sleepovers and invites all his homies.
Drake the type of nigga to ask his ex for extra lives on Candy Crush.
Drake the type of nigga that clears his browsing history.
drake the type of nigga that gives his homies presents on his own birthday
Drake the type of nigga that kisses you on the forehead after he tucks you in bed.
Drake the type of nigga that tells everyone else to screencap a good thread
Drake the type of nigga that drinks non-alcoholic beer
Drake the type of nigga that sleeps with the hall light on
Drake the type of nigga that doesn't need to clear his browsing history because there's nothing to hide.
Drake the type of nigga that calls the "how's my driving?" number on the back of a truck and compliments the driving.
Drake the type of nigga to tell you a bed time story.
Drake the type of nigga that reads about ancient cultures.
drake the type of nigga to have a night light
Drake the type of nigga that offers the garbage truck guys something cold to drink.
Drake the type of nigga that finds Varg Vickernes' smile in court utterly disgraceful considering the murder he just committed.
Drake the type of nigga that says hi first when he sees someone he knows.

Drake the type of nigga that sings along with Taylor Swift while he's alone in his car..
Drake the type of nigga to raise his hand to be excused to the restroom
Drake the type of nigga that writes letters to santa
Drake the type of nigga that buys a 4chan pass
Drake the type of nigga to hold his girl's hair back.
Drake the type of nigga that kisses his homies on the forehead and whispers "All will be okay" in their ear while tucking them in.
Drake the type of nigga that always yields even when he has the right of way.
Drake the type of nigga that always puts a tip in the tip jar
Drake the type of nigga to make his homie's bed for him when he sleeps over.
Drake the type of nigga to cheer at his niece's ballet recital.
Drake the type of nigga that offers to fund the rebuilding of the church making the point that it's of vital importance to god and the community.
Drake the type of nigga to cut the crust off his sandwiches
Drake the type of nigga that enjoys watching other peoples' home movies.
drake the type of nigga that offers to buy a homeless guy dinner
Drake the type of nigga to wait until marriage
Drake the type of nigga that cries on his volunteer day reading books to kindergarten children because he's overwhelmed with potential.
Drake the type of nigga that eats chicken and drinks grape soda

Drake the type of nigga to repeat after he washes and rinses.
Drake the type of nigga that refills the ice cube tray
Drake the type of nigga who only drinks Fiji
Drake the type of nigga who wears ankle high socks
Drake the type of nigga who unplugs his T.V. when he's not watching it
Drake the type of nigga that wraps a tissue around his homies nose and says "blow" when they have the sniffles.
Drake the type of nigga that helps a stranger find their lost dog.
Drake the type of nigga that calls the police on himself for stabbing his friend in the fucking head. Lel
Drake the type of nigga that puts potted flowers outside his bedroom window.
Drake the type of nigga that buys the 30 inch TV instead of the 40 inch on special at the same price because he doesn't 'need' a TV that big.
Drake the type of nigga who had pet rocks
Drake the type of nigga that rewinded vhs's before returning them to the store
Drake the type of nigga who holds a hand in front of his mouth when he's talking while chewing
drake the type of nigga who pours the milk before the cereal
Drake the type of nigga that gets out of the river to pee then wash his hands before getting back in
Drake the type of nigga that enjoys a nice bubble bath to wind down after a stressful day.
Drake the type of nigga that gets reasonably sized desert portion at a self-serve restaurant.
Drake the type of nigga that excuses himself from the room when he needs to fart.

Drake the type of nigga to put slices on cucumber over his eyes while relaxing in that bubble bath.
Drake the type of nigga to cry at the end of Click
Drake the type of nigga to enjoy soft jazz and candles during his bubble bath.
Drake the type of nigga that carries around a tin of shoe polish.
>Drake the type of nigga that comes out a shower with a towel rapped around his head.
Drake the type of nigga that has a collage of pictures of his homies above the head of his bed.
Drake the type of nigga to use yellow rubber gloves while doing the dishes
Drake the type of nigga that wears an apron when he does house chores.
Drake the type of nigga to go get his pregnant girlfriend cookie dough ice cream at 3 a.m.
Drake the type of nigga who collect stamps
Drake the type of nigga that feels obligated to tell his homies he's about to do the laundry so if they want their clothes washed to hand'em over.
drake the type of nigga that swaps pokemon cards with his homies
Drake the type of nigga to know what they're called.
Drake the type of nigga to know they're called marigolds
Drake the type of nigga that cleans his house before the cable guy is dropping by.
Drake the type of nigga to say "Jinx!"
Drake the type of nigga who calls yelliw rubber gloves marigolds
Drake the type of nigga that wipes his feet and takes his shoes off before entering a home.