my fucking troll car

driving home over bridge, have massive blowout

pull over and pull out my spare, jack is welded into the frame of my trunk by some trollgod car manufacturer at toyota

use tire iron to pry open the jack and free it from the confines of my car

spin my shit and throw on my spare, mega low as fuck air pressure

get to gas station on the way home, spend 2 hours trying to put air in the fucker before i notice there's a tear inside of the tread

all this anger makes me need to shit, so i enter gas station to find an "out of order" sign on the bathroom

so, while having to shit my pants, i have to pain-stakingly cruise home at 5 mph on this piece of shit flat ass donut spare, and when i'm just about to come up the hill, the tire hops the track and i spend the duration of my trip riding the rim of this donut tire into my parking spot

i examine the damage i've done, and notice that i left a trail of scraped cement in the gutter in the center of the road trying to dodge the newly-realized mountainous speed bumps that are every fif-fucking-teen feet in my complex

still havent' slept, haven't eaten.

worst fucking morning NA

sc2 related: was thinking about watching some streams when i got home while all this was going on

Cool story, would read again.

Was a cool story indeed.

Lol, last time I had a blow out (dry rotted tire..) was on a bridge too when I was driving home from work. Nobody could even take the tire off. Had to have it towed to a shop and they used power tools.

i had to kick over my tire iron like a 10 year old girl trying to start a bike, so glad to be home.

This thread inspired me to get a AAA membership, lol you should consider it too

Ofc, troll under the bridge.

I got off work today. Slammed 4 shots. Chilled four hours. Now I'm mad.

i enjoyed

aaa is where its at

Last time I had a blowout my girlfriend complained that she got too messy. unlucky mang