In the spirit of our modern, enlightened, liberal, progressive, woke era, Dear Ladies of WoW, there is an amazing opportunity for you, you just have to take it.
It is simple. You create a guild with one central purpose of focus, to serve you as its alpha leader. Basically, just a pyramid scheme, where you recruit simps to do your bidding. Soon enough you don't do any actual work, you just have your simp officers recruit more simps to do more work for you. Ranks would be designated simply by promoting to the highest levels those that simp the hardest for you. Look, we cannot have an equal world without some Strong Women (TM) willing to aggresively and openly exploit men (just like how men obviously exploit women). To balance the world we gotta have that female Andrew Tate icon. Now you might think that this would be difficult, people would hate you, men would rally against you.
But I can assure you that you'd mostly just be loved and appreciated.
- Men who desperately need a simp home, these simp orphans would be eternally greatful for you to take them under your wing of Alpha strong woman authority.
- What we used to call strong men aka ( toxic men these days), well they wouldn't give an F. Because these so called "real men" don't care about random nonsense that is part of their stoic nature.
- The ultra woke libs, would have no choice but to embrace it or be labelled sexist toxic woman hating rape culture enablers.
- And the trolls? Oh come on let's be honest . . . we uh, I mean they, I uh wouldn't know anything personally about trolling of course . . . they would Loooooove this kind of extravagant offbeat surreal kind of stuff, it is the gift that keeps on giving . . . as far as they are concerned.
Sure, there will be a handful of haters but that is what the ignore function is for, and who cares about them anyway.
So ladies, please, someone step up and help Make Azaroth Great Again (MAGA for short of course)
I stand ready to sign your guild charter!
This post was edited by softcoresux on Jun 23 2023 03:44pm