Quote (GEZodiac @ Dec 17 2009 05:29pm)

World of warcraft 3.4 Patch notes:

Death Knights

- after much complaining from the death knight population through poorly written tickets and emails from email adresses such as XxBillyxX@retard.com and theone4u@fuckingchildwhoisavirgin.com we have implemented the usage of shields for death knights.
- after the last point we immediately got complaints that the Death Knight population doesn't know what shield to use so we have mailed them through the mail system a free 1000 stam 1 million def rating and 1 billion parry rating shield to get them ready for Ice Crown Citadel since no Amount of stam def or parry will save a tank from sanding in the bad. We have also added a shield slam equivelent to 100 times the death knights strength pluss armor value plus another 1 million points of damage, once again all the threat in the world won't help the death knights when they stand in the bad.
- after the last point we got many complaints from the death knight community stating that we are treating them as unskilled preteens we acknowledge that the death knights are the best class in the game and is the hardest to tank and dps with and all their players are leet and can do 3k dps in toc 25 man when they are finally invited to a pug because their guild can't do it because they are a lame startup guild and spam in trade for any level or class recruits saying they will raid and help you level.

Quote (GRATS @ Dec 18 2009 02:17am)

Rofl nice

Quote (OmniStorm @ Dec 17 2009 07:22pm)

faggot

Quote (Win @ Dec 17 2009 08:06pm)

Quote (GRATS @ Dec 17 2009 08:08pm)

I'm a girl?

Quote (Win @ Dec 17 2009 08:18pm)

Quote (GRATS @ Dec 17 2009 08:26pm)

Nothing got me in trouble at all...? I'm in vent with a few jspers right now wanna come?

Quote (Win @ Dec 17 2009 08:27pm)