Heh heh well.. it's like in king of the hill .. when hank misses the football (or rugby ball) in the big beer can. The "football" player tells him; "If if's and but's were candies and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas." ^^ i always laugh at that when i think about it.
I had ideas too about items. Would be cool with an item that provided 1% chance to kill enemy, even bosses, EVEN uber bosses. But with some crazy hampering downside ^^ maybe -80% attack speed, damage and run/walk speed and such ^^ Now that would be cool.
can anyone read anything you write with that text format?