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Sep 20 2022 10:41am
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Alright, that works, yet it seems oddly elaborate if you could just take him off the planet now instead.


well we could do it as a duo. i mean you could go back in time and get hitler, i could take care of musk in the 60s... and we could meet back up in the 50s just in time for the wonder years when winnie cooper hits high school age and tell her to ditch the greta thunberg look.

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well we could do it as a duo. i mean you could go back in time and get hitler, i could take care of musk in the 60s... and we could meet back up in the 50s in time for the wonder years when winnie cooper hits high school age.


And rob countless nazis of their idol? That's mean what you propose there! I'm all in for Winnie Cooper though! Did you know Danica McKellar played e.g. in himym? I think she's married though...but sure, in the past you could change that ;)
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And rob countless nazis of their idol? That's mean what you propose there! I'm all in for Winnie Cooper though! Did you know Danica McKellar played e.g. in himym? I think she's married though...but sure, in the past you could change that ;)


yeah but youd be saving 6 million rich families lives.... out of all then vs one greedy nazi, who's going to give you the bigger reward? plus you get to be the hero and keep the time machine too. by the time you hit the 50s, you can give me a job AND get the girl lol.

Edit: kevin's sister is mine tho

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yeah but youd be saving 6 million rich families lives.... out of all then vs one greedy nazi, who's going to give you the bigger reward? plus you get to be the hero and keep the time machine too. by the time you hit the 50s, you can give me a job AND get the girl lol.

Edit: kevin's sister is mine tho


hmm, true. That might be worth it. Not very philanthropic to do it for the reward though, but sure. If I get to be the hero and keep the time machine, I could probably get any girl though, not sure I'd take Winnie then, a little too goody-two-shoes.
what job would you like?My propaganda minister?

Sure, you got yourself a deal. Where can I pick up my time machine?
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Sep 20 2022 10:53am
Guys I don't care about pronouns let's just run terror zones fuck your ideology
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hmm, true. That might be worth it. Not very philanthropic to do it for the reward though, but sure. If I get to be the hero and keep the time machine, I could probably get any girl though, not sure I'd take Winnie then, a little too goody-two-shoes.
what job would you like?My propaganda minister?

Sure, you got yourself a deal. Where can I pick up my time machine?


there was another blonde girl kevin dated which was ten times hotter than winnie - becky! he dumps her for winnie even though shes dumped him for like ten other guys. dumb dumb...

heres an alternative that would have been really cool though. why not instead of change the previous characters, create a new class that's transgender but with a whole new set of skills? that would be even cooler.
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Guys I don't care about pronouns let's just run terror zones fuck your ideology


we still need to clear this up though. when terror strikes chaos sanctuary. is diablo now classified as "he", "it" or "them"? and is he still red or will they turn him pink?

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there was another blonde girl kevin dated which was ten times hotter than winnie - becky! he dumps her for winnie even though shes dumped him for like ten other guys. dumb dumb...

heres an alternative that would have been really cool though. why not instead of change the previous characters, create a new class that's transgender but with a whole new set of skills? that would be even cooler.


Becky Slater, yep :P That would work. So like a superhero-transgender-franchise? We could call it Mindboggling Crossdresser Universe
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Becky Slater, yep :P That would work. So like a superhero-transgender-franchise? We could call it Mindboggling Crossdresser Universe


im down for a rupaul's version of blizzcon and cosplay expo, but just don't paint diablo blue whatever you do because it is against my religion and i will be offended.
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we still need to clear this up though. when terror strikes chaos sanctuary. is diablo now classified as "he", "it" or "them"? and is he still red or will they turn him pink?


He needs to be changeable depending on your preset when you enter CS. You can have him purple or pink or any other color, with and without nipples, with or without tail and ofc it/he/she/them needs to be renamed to Diably(our new gender-neutral wordending!)
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