dude your fucking tripping me out. scaring me and stuff.

Tell it to the chief my friend, he isn't listening. To internals anyways. This is what edward always said.

im fucking crying

my firearm is my friend
it will not leave my side

Am I here?

this is my rifle. there are many others like it, but this one is mine. my rifle is my best friend tt is my life. i must master it as i must master my life. without me, my rifle is useless. without my rifle, i am useless. i must fire my rifle true. i must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. i must shoot him before he shoots me. i will. before god i swear this creed.. my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. so be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. amen.

oh god

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece a shit, SharpSticks, or did you have to work on it?

standard of living

Hey, what the mother fuck?