Quote (TatersaladAF @ Jan 28 2010 01:12pm)
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Alex - culprit
Caleb - well, me
Ryan - buddy
Zac - buddy
Rett - buddy
Julia - Rett's girlfriend
ok so it all started friday, like 2 weeks ago or some shit
we were at my Rett's party at his house, idk where i was when this all happened, i was drunk, ryan was passed out face down in the hallway LOL
alex was trying to get julia high so he could fuck her, and then rett was barred out (xanax) for the first time and drunk
so julia goes up to rett and is liek "wanna get high" and he flips and tries to hang himself (lol)
so zac busts the door open and pulls him down and has to give the dumbass cpr to save him
then he goes and fucks alex's face up and knocks him out
somewhere in the next few days (i was abusing the drugs pretty bad, idr clearly) i passed out fucked up and zac took my car and went and stole alex's bike LOL
then a few days later we went to go take it back (this is the most important day regarding the suspension) but we were packing cause we knew he would be too
so he comes out holding his pistol, zac shows him his and alex is like ok w/e cause he knows if he would have tried anything he would have probably died
we leave and (zac is also a fucking idiot) zac tries to use a fucking can of pop to silence his pistol while we're driving down a country road, of course it explodes and cuts his hand up
so we go to my mom's house to clean him up and he's like "do you have anything for the pain" and i'm like ya we have morphine lol, i chug a few beers then try to shotgun one and it sprays directly in my eye, but i manage to finish it
(ryan is with us at this time) and so mommy comes home and i'm like hey mom where's drugs etc
she ends up injecting it into all 3 of us LOL and it was the best thing ever
then i take aderall right before bed on a school night, like a dumbass and drink like another 10 beers lol
stay up all night then go to school in the mornin, pick up gf etc
3rd hour i get called into the office and the principal is like looking really closely at my face and says "have you taken any meds"
and im like nop u
so then we go into his office and he interrogates me for like 3 hours straight, i'd realized that the same had already happened to zac and he told him everything, ryan went through basically the same process as me
he was like "could you pass a drug test" and i was like "no lol" so he drug tests the 3 of us and im pretty sure we all failed
then for some reason he only suspends all 3 of us for 5 days and gives us 4 weeks drug classes, 1 class a week, that are 1 hour each
but 40 days of probation and on-campus lunch, if we fuck up it turns into 85 days suspension lol
where the fuck did you idiots get guns