come hit this

I'm online.

i am interested in your current availability.
i have questions concerning this topic.

Questions are welcomed.

ok well basically here it is in a nutshell

i would like to know if you are available, because right now i am also online and currently available to handle any questions regarding this topic

I am available at this current time, yes.
And I see that you are online, this enables me to ask you about said online status. Also on other matters.
Are you available to answer my questions?

i am here and rightready and proper to answer any and all questions you may have for me regarding this topic.

I'm jerking off, how do you feel about this?

i would prefer that you do it in a manner most satisfying to yourself and all involved parties
outside of that one particular request, i am not really at liberty to say exactly how i feel about it
i can however, safely say that i am in no way opposed to it
it's yours
have at it

still available
currently online

-cApt

This post was edited by ElCapitan on Mar 8 2010 02:51am

LOL