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#4611
Dec 9 2018 02:08pm
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 8 2018 09:47am)
I just wanted to let you know like a month ago when that whole thing about the senator or house rep or w/e came out where he was writing bigfoot erotica my friends and I were joking around about quitting our jobs and writing bigfoot erotica for a living.

Well I wrote a bigfoot erotica for the lols to see how lucrative it was. It made money, now I write other non bigfoot erotica/romance.

Also my last short ranked 595 on the kindle market which is pretty decent. like 595/5k. I don't know who the fuck is buying this shit.


good lord, women have the oddest fantasies...and will pay big $$$ for trash lol
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Dec 9 2018 02:18pm
Quote (Caulder10 @ Dec 9 2018 04:08pm)
good lord, women have the oddest fantasies...and will pay big $$$ for trash lol


actually you know whats weird, romance is mostly women, but erotica is like an even 50/50 split, and it depends on what category you write into. Like some shit is all women, some shit is all men, so you have to market your cover/pick a pen name that appeals to that audience. Light bondage? Mostly women...Alien tentacle scifi shit? Mostly dudes.
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Dec 10 2018 06:10pm
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 9 2018 01:47am)
I just wanted to let you know like a month ago when that whole thing about the senator or house rep or w/e came out where he was writing bigfoot erotica my friends and I were joking around about quitting our jobs and writing bigfoot erotica for a living.

Well I wrote a bigfoot erotica for the lols to see how lucrative it was. It made money, now I write other non bigfoot erotica/romance.

Also my last short ranked 595 on the kindle market which is pretty decent. like 595/5k. I don't know who the fuck is buying this shit.


I mean if it's making money, why not?
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Dec 10 2018 06:29pm
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 10 2018 05:52am)
thatll be the first thing on my list

1. Fly Bjones around the world
2. buy a car that isnt shit



Can you PM it or Facebook it to me? (Do I have you on Facebook?)

I’m genuially interested in wtf you can even write about bigfoot but not paying lol
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Dec 12 2018 12:46am
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 8 2018 11:17am)
I just wanted to let you know like a month ago when that whole thing about the senator or house rep or w/e came out where he was writing bigfoot erotica my friends and I were joking around about quitting our jobs and writing bigfoot erotica for a living.

Well I wrote a bigfoot erotica for the lols to see how lucrative it was. It made money, now I write other non bigfoot erotica/romance.

Also my last short ranked 595 on the kindle market which is pretty decent. like 595/5k. I don't know who the fuck is buying this shit.


nigga what
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Dec 12 2018 07:50pm
Quote (bjones9 @ Dec 10 2018 08:29pm)
Can you PM it or Facebook it to me? (Do I have you on Facebook?)

I’m genuially interested in wtf you can even write about bigfoot but not paying lol


dis bitch out here thinking he gon' get my content fo free. git oouuutttaaa heeerrreeeee.

Maybe when i write something thats not hot garbage, im learning the "beats" as people call it so everything I write is borderline dogshit now
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Dec 12 2018 11:45pm
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 13 2018 11:50am)
dis bitch out here thinking he gon' get my content fo free. git oouuutttaaa heeerrreeeee.

Maybe when i write something thats not hot garbage, im learning the "beats" as people call it so everything I write is borderline dogshit now



I want the dog shit version to see why people bought it
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#4618
Dec 13 2018 02:25pm
Quote (iam_juggernaut @ Dec 12 2018 11:20pm)
dis bitch out here thinking he gon' get my content fo free. git oouuutttaaa heeerrreeeee.

Maybe when i write something thats not hot garbage, im learning the "beats" as people call it so everything I write is borderline dogshit now


would i be able to successfully jerk off to it?
i'd at least be up for the challenge
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#4619
Dec 13 2018 08:28pm
pm me if you guys wanna make $5 for downloading an app or if you wanna get a free stock share for downloading an app lol
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#4620
Dec 14 2018 08:58pm
Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Dec 13 2018 04:25pm)
would i be able to successfully jerk off to it?
i'd at least be up for the challenge


the first two? probably not..the lastest couple..yeah probably
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