LOL, boy you must be retarded

LOL, boy u must lost ur hearing

you.. FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

okay another day in the life* of caleb
i wake up and take a shower, start doing my hair etc

mom comes and talks to me and sees the hickeys all over me

she's like NEVER LET ANYONE DO THAT TO YOU AGAIN

im like mom, i'm straight, if a girl wants to suck on my neck im not gonna stop her ok

shes like THATS IT SMART ASS

takes my phone and puts it in the garbage disposal (that doesn't work, fucking moron)

it starts smoking LOL and i call my dad to come and save me
she takes my car keys...
my dad shows up and i get the fuck out of there, he takes me to get a new phone, and its like 10x better than the old one

and now im sitting here at his house

i think i shouldn't have taken all those pills with all that beer, oh well

This post was edited by TatersaladAF on Dec 12 2009 07:22pm

WHAT THE FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

yeah lol.....

i'll pm you my weekend story lol

okay lol

my body is starting to hurt, i feel weird

i think i might die

you'll be fine breh