Quote (Random Canadian)
I am a Canadian and you are not a real Canadian until you have sex in a canoe, well my girl and I had sex in a canoe and afterwards we both fell asleep.
We both woke up with a sunburn, my male parts included.
The pain was intense and I went to the Doctor to get something to relieve the pain.
The doctor tole me he could prescripe this expensive stuff or I could try a home remedy he knew about
I was to pour a bowl of cold milk and rest my parts in it and I would get immediate relief.
It worked and then one day my girl walked in unexpectedly while I was soothing the burnt areas.
She took one look and said:
"OHhhhhhhhhhhhh so that is how you load those things"
Thought this was funny
maybe not though... was just unexpected