God I had the best night last night.

Got so fucked up on free wine, then this dude and his wife took me and a girl i was with in a brand new mercedes down the road to smoke some weed, then we got picked up and my date passed out in my bed, so i went and got high/more drunk with my friend

came downstairs and go into bed, had drunken sex

then the downer, wake up this morning and we're like 'uhh i dont think we used any protection', drove to the hospital to get morning after injection or some shit, >.<

isnt there a pil for that...

yep

but u used an injection?

injections r ausome

they injected a baby in her

yeh prob alien baby

why do you have to tell everyone about our crazy nights troy?

that was private.
fyi i didn't get the shot

ur gona have a lil new ze land baby

Had to tell someone