lol awesome

kinda reminds me of one time i got pulled over
i was with a buddy of mine and we got pulled over
i was driving and buddy was in passenger side
cops pulled us both out and searched us
cop on my side searches me and finds 1/2oz of tree brass knuckles and a box cutter utility blade
cop on my buddys side searches him and finds a gram of tree pack of ez widers and a box of dutches
long story short .. cops let us go .. the cops took his nick and my box cutter
needless to say .. on my dashboard they left the 1/2 oz my brass knuckles the papers and the dutches

didnt make much sense but shit .. take the nick and leave me with the 1/2
i couldnt care less about the rest of the shit lolol

lolllll fucken slick.
i last time cops fucked with me they kept calling my bong a hooka. ticket even says "A hooka used to smoke synthetic cannabanoids and marijuana along with plastic home made bongs."

like what the fuck. i had a bong and a pipe. i don't even know where the "synthetic canabanoids" came from.
i'll upload a pic if you nay sayers don't believe
THEN fucking vice rolls up after i got my ticket and is all like "i need you to stay in contact with me and find me some drugs, if i don't hear from you within a week there will be a warrant issued for your arrest"
THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT? Pig must think im fucking stupid. i look at him, look at my ticket, look back at him, then grin and walk away.

This post was edited by Magnum711 on Jul 10 2013 04:06pm

Where they do that at?

a cop pull me over a few weeks ago for passing him on the interstate, I was going 65 in a 65.
He was a redneck state trooper in some hick town i was passing through I guess.
He went to my driver window, all angry and said SHOW ME ID AND REGISTRATION, I calmly explained I have a CCW and a loaded handgun.. He calmed the fuck down and said okay show me ur CCW and license..
after that he said calmly.. never pass a state trooper on his highway its disrespectful and the other cars behind us saw me pass him..?
No warning/ or ticket? just said have a good day and that was that..
I drove off confused and angry for the time he wasted

Fake?

:|

Love you

fucking blue screens

are you going to jail or anything?