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i found one of the hottest porn videos ever a few days ago

my penis doesn't work anyway so it's not like it matters lmfao!

Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ 1 May 2014 19:34)

update on life:
i have an attractive girl who has told me she loves me and voluntarily sucks on my penis
i was promoted at work a few weeks ago
i found one of the hottest porn videos ever a few days ago
and i've made more friends irl in the last month or two than i have for the last 5 years
yet i'm still miserable as fuck lol!
i still hate my life lol!
i could literally not care less about having my penis inside a woman lol!
my penis doesn't work anyway so it's not like it matters lmfao!

gonna go cry my eyes out
i will never understand life
any of it
ever

Quote (dothe @ May 2 2014 05:53pm)

don't be discouraged my bb. having a girl who sucks your penis and a job where you supervise stock boys is shockingly not what gives life great meaning. I'm sure these are the ultimate pursuits of many 17 year olds though.

friends can be important, but there's a difference in "friends" and "people I hang out with". which are these people?

Quote (TatersaladAF @ May 4 2014 06:45pm)

spot on

pat you need to trip on LSD and/or DMT

Quote (ElCapitan @ May 5 2014 04:44pm)

lemme check inside ya esshole

Quote (SharpSticks @ May 4 2014 11:17pm)

So skype premium doesn't exist now, anyone  can do video calls in a conference call.

Quote (ElCapitan @ May 5 2014 10:56pm)

and after that take them to a nice dinner because court is stressful and who needs that and who's ready for blowies