Quote (Cheetos @ May 1 2014 09:22pm)

wtf

Quote (Cheetos @ May 1 2014 09:30pm)

lub u pat
stop hating ur life
u has sexy gf

Quote (Caulder10 @ May 1 2014 06:38pm)

gotta pay those bookies



cause you ain't got me
shut up and fuck off, you ain't happy unless your unhappy

Quote (CLAG @ May 1 2014 09:11pm)

Haha

I got hit by a drunk driver while riding a motorcycle

Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ May 2 2014 11:34am)

update on life:
i have an attractive girl who has told me she loves me and voluntarily sucks on my penis
i was promoted at work a few weeks ago
i found one of the hottest porn videos ever a few days ago
and i've made more friends irl in the last month or two than i have for the last 5 years
yet i'm still miserable as fuck lol!
i still hate my life lol!
i could literally not care less about having my penis inside a woman lol!
my penis doesn't work anyway so it's not like it matters lmfao!

gonna go cry my eyes out
i will never understand life
any of it
ever

Quote (ElCapitan @ May 2 2014 06:36pm)

who does?
our parents were just faking it
no one really knows
idk man