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Mar 30 2010 12:43am
i'm so fucking high and i got a free gram of shrooms LOL
/e obviously i ate them

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i'm so fucking high and i got a free gram of shrooms LOL
/e obviously i ate them


how fucked up did you get
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Mar 30 2010 01:43am
So one day I was masturbating my way throught all these channels and then I stumbled across one in particular..... oP T4t.

I stopped masturbating for a second and thought.... "why have I stopped? There should be not reason for me to stop masturbating...", I stayed for a few minutes waiting for something hot to happen.... and something did. My fellow co-owners ben and dano arrived. I continued stroking myself. Thinking the whole time "I'm glad I stopped here".

Near climax I realised they weren't just sitting here being hot for me, they were baaling. Curious I joined.

These two were killing monsters left right and center. I continued masturbating, faster then before.

Wave one and two were killed easily, not quite satisfying my needs.

Wave three was a little harder, I was near boiling point.

The fourth wave came out, I was straining to keep it in at this point.

Wave five.... I was almost bursting with passion, but I had to hold it because I knew the best was yet to come (Literallly).

They left our party and coupled up, this was sure to be a finally I could never forget.

Although they told no one to enter the chamber, I carefully snuck in a watched from a distance. The two were dancing round and round, double teaming this tentacled beast. Sure. a little kinky but hot none the less.

I stroked faster and faster watching the beast wear down with these two women attacking him from both sides. He didn't know where to go. Finally they fell the beast, exhausted and tired. He dropped all his items.... as did I (in a different manner of course).

Never in my life have baals affected me in such a way. I hope this continues for years to come.
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Mar 30 2010 03:26am
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Quote (SharpSticks @ Mar 30 2010 07:43am)
So one day I was masturbating my way throught all these channels and then I stumbled across one in particular..... oP T4t.

I stopped masturbating for a second and thought.... "why have I stopped? There should be not reason for me to stop masturbating...", I stayed for a few minutes waiting for something hot to happen.... and something did. My fellow co-owners ben and dano arrived. I continued stroking myself. Thinking the whole time "I'm glad I stopped here".

Near climax I realised they weren't just sitting here being hot for me, they were baaling. Curious I joined.

These two were killing monsters left right and center. I continued masturbating, faster then before.

Wave one and two were killed easily, not quite satisfying my needs.

Wave three was a little harder, I was near boiling point.

The fourth wave came out, I was straining to keep it in at this point.

Wave five.... I was almost bursting with passion, but I had to hold it because I knew the best was yet to come (Literallly).

They left our party and coupled up, this was sure to be a finally I could never forget.

Although they told no one to enter the chamber, I carefully snuck in a watched from a distance. The two were dancing round and round, double teaming this tentacled beast. Sure. a little kinky but hot none the less.

I stroked faster and faster watching the beast wear down with these two women attacking him from both sides. He didn't know where to go. Finally they fell the beast, exhausted and tired. He dropped all his items.... as did I (in a different manner of course).

Never in my life have baals affected me in such a way. I hope this continues for years to come.


odd i was just thinking about this story like 2 hours ago
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Mar 30 2010 12:42pm
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Mar 30 2010 04:03pm
lol hi guys!~
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lol hi guys!~


lol hi dan
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lol hi dan


wassup when we doin voa
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wassup when we doin voa


in a few dylan iz on and im just about rdy too
still need to hit up daily bg and 2 wgs though ><
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