i don't fucking know, we have cats, they're old and all they do is sleep and puke all over the place

punch them in the face and then throw up all over them to see how they like it

i thought about feeding them to the korean neighbors

i lost a cat when i was 9, and their house smells like rotting diarrhea, i seriously think they eat cats

yeah i hear anyone who isnt white probably smells bad

not probably, they do, these are proven facts

i once knew a black guy from sudan and he smelled like frankenberries and ivory soap so idk tho

then the guy from the old spice commercials is a nigger too

i mean i never met the guy but idk, they say i could smell like him

idk i've always pictured you smelling like speedstick for some reason

dude you've leveled manually to 99 before

you know what it's like to just sit there for 18 hours, not getting up except for a drink, in the summer?

also not to mention masturbation breaks that tend to make you smell even worse?

actually i smell better after i masturbate
my body reacts to it and after its done i end up smelling like lilacs
idk why