Quote (AS_I_LAY_CRYING @ Dec 24 2009 12:55am)

lol

Quote (tag_ohai @ Dec 24 2009 03:00am)

some random girl starts messaging me, and i went to smoke like 4 blunts of purple haze, and a bong or 2 lol
i get back and i saw she said "Nuffin muffin. I'm too tired to function correctly",
so i said "i'm too wasted to function correctly" lol!!L!L!!o


i took the hardest hit on the bang i could take, and i went outside and coughed up smoke for a constant minute d00d

Quote (TatersaladAF @ Dec 24 2009 05:28pm)

so my girl told me some fag messaged her on myspace hitting on her, he gave her his number (she's grounded from her phone) so she gave me his number.
i texted him pretending to be her, he starts calling me "baby" and shit LOL and anyway, he's like "mmm im so hard baby"
so i'm like "can you keep it that way till you get here?" he says "yeah baby why" (lol) so i say "i want it" he says "in u?" i say "where else would it go" (lol)
he says "ur pussy or ass or mouth" i'm like "how about my garbage disposal?" he says "no baby" then i say, "ok how about you stop calling a dude "baby" and while you're at it don't ever try to talk to (insert girl's name here) again"
he never replied

Quote (SharpSticks @ Dec 24 2009 05:19am)

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Quote (bjones9 @ Dec 24 2009 08:52am)

Merry Christmas everyone (12:48am here)

Hope everyone has a wonderful day and all goes to plan!

Quote (crides @ Dec 24 2009 11:31am)

merry christmas im still 12 an half hours away

Quote (tag_ohai @ Dec 24 2009 09:00am)

some random girl starts messaging me, and i went to smoke like 4 blunts of purple haze, and a bong or 2 lol
i get back and i saw she said "Nuffin muffin. I'm too tired to function correctly",
so i said "i'm too wasted to function correctly" lol!!L!L!!o


i took the hardest hit on the bang i could take, and i went outside and coughed up smoke for a constant minute d00d

Quote (bjones9 @ Dec 24 2009 07:52am)

Merry Christmas everyone (12:48am here)

Hope everyone has a wonderful day and all goes to plan!