Quote (TatersaladAF @ Dec 23 2009 11:28pm)
so my girl told me some fag messaged her on myspace hitting on her, he gave her his number (she's grounded from her phone) so she gave me his number.
i texted him pretending to be her, he starts calling me "baby" and shit LOL and anyway, he's like "mmm im so hard baby"
so i'm like "can you keep it that way till you get here?" he says "yeah baby why" (lol) so i say "i want it" he says "in u?" i say "where else would it go" (lol)
he says "ur pussy or ass or mouth" i'm like "how about my garbage disposal?" he says "no baby" then i say, "ok how about you stop calling a dude "baby" and while you're at it don't ever try to talk to (insert girl's name here) again"
he never replied
lol