hehehehe

she brought me a whole nother bottle of vodka lol

and then she was like, hey gimme that bag of liquor, some of those bottles are stocking stuffers LOL

This post was edited by TatersaladAF on Dec 23 2009 09:39pm

lol
lolololol
excellent

what can get me banned off jsp

yeah man lol
mommy knows how to christmas shop!

multi

nop, just locked unless it's mass mass MASS scammer etc



There are a few phrases / URLs but I don't really want to tell you how to get banned

so my girl told me some fag messaged her on myspace hitting on her, he gave her his number (she's grounded from her phone) so she gave me his number.
i texted him pretending to be her, he starts calling me "baby" and shit LOL and anyway, he's like "mmm im so hard baby"
so i'm like "can you keep it that way till you get here?" he says "yeah baby why" (lol) so i say "i want it" he says "in u?" i say "where else would it go" (lol)
he says "ur pussy or ass or mouth" i'm like "how about my garbage disposal?" he says "no baby" then i say, "ok how about you stop calling a dude "baby" and while you're at it don't ever try to talk to (insert girl's name here) again"
he never replied

well i'm probably gonna get myself banned soon