We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
"'This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 555-8132?''



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A guy walks into whore house and tells madam he's tired of same old thing and wonders if there is something other than just plain old sex with the girls. She tells him to go up to room 102, so he goes up, opens the door and there is a chicken sitting on the bed. After some debating, he says "oh what the hell, i'll give it a shot."
The next day he goes back and tells the madam he didn't care for his previous experience and wonders if there is something other than the chicken. She instructs him to go up to room 202. So he goes up, opens door and sees bunch of guys on the ground looking through holes in the floor. The guy figures what the hell and finds himself a hole to look through.
Through the hole he sees two naked girls on the bed having sex with each other. With a big smile on his face he pokes the guy next to him and says "This is pretty good."
The guy says "You should have been here yesterday, there was some dude down there screwing a chicken! "

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