i scored about 9 in about 10 years of playing, played almost all the time as a right defender
2 of them are owngoals but i can remember every goal exactly even tho it happened long time ago,

i definetly scored more own goals than real ones..

Same here

I'd say I average around 2-3 goals a season as a DM, more yellows and reds tho

FIFA goals don't count.

Actually, this thread is a joke. Nobody here has a football career.

division 1 or 7, doesn't matter

Too many to count. US ball though, the leagues here were pretty bad. I went over to Spain when I was 16 and hung out with a couple kids from England (13/17) and the fucking 13 yr old would smoke me lol, I felt so embarrassed.

Only had 2 reds the entire time I played. Deserved both of them of course lol.

Over 100 playing as a cm / cam. Played at a high level my whole life too

High level: 1st team of a 1-2 division team.

Your team's name and league?

he's talking about youth games I guess

Still remember, i took 1 year off football because i didn't like our trainers.

So a class mate asked me to go with one day. Trainers they had heard of me in a good way, and decided to give me the chance in the first match of the season

Scored 2 goals which resulted in us winning 2-1. GG day