Im flattered that you call me a friend of yours now, so im sorry to say this: I'am not your friend, I have never ever seen you.

I'm sorry that I ridiculed you like that. But unfortunately I have to tell you that you're mistaken again - I have no problem admitting my mistakes (unlike Mr. Roped) and I'm very well aware I'm not perfect - especially not in English since it's not my primary language. So please stop raging so hard my friend, ok? Thank you.

Well then let's be "internet buddies" if you don't like to call me a "friend". Considering how concerned we are about each other's emotional state, "buddy" would be appropriate, wouldn't it?

I'm as cool as one could be whereas you always seem to be mad over people making mistakes on the internet. Fender, you need to chill.

Sorry, but you're mistaken again. I am always cool and you are always mad and raging. Just look how you raged so hard you completely misspelled my name again.
Please relax, friend. All this anger is bad for your heart.

What hell are you on about.
You make absolutely no sense.
Fender, calm down.
Your replies are worse than those of the spanish gypsies.

This post was edited by SlashMePlz on Nov 9 2012 09:33am

Oh now you are really steaming mad, taking wild swings at whole nations and ethnic groups.
You seriously need to relax or this won't end well for you I'm afraid.
I'm really concerned, my friend. Just think of something beautiful, like a beautiful forest glade in the evening, that'll calm you.

Damn, you're absolutely steaming with anger.

Oh look what great friends we have become. You're trying to channel your anger into me. Don't be afraid, it's ok.
I'm really sad we can't hold hands and think of that beautiful forest glade together, as I am sure you're too.

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