Quote (FathOm @ Jul 13 2014 07:45pm)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.
Fail/ rage