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Jul 30 2013 08:30am
Quote (Bynum @ Jul 30 2013 10:29am)
LOL
I didn't eve think about that.
Someone without arms would be phenomenal at soccer. Never get a handball.


inb4 one of these soccer fans brings up the goalie, yeah 1 out of like 30 people lol
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Quote (Bynum @ Jul 30 2013 10:29am)
LOL
I didn't eve think about that.
Someone without arms would be phenomenal at soccer. Never get a handball.


Did you not real my original opening post? Look at the last part bro, we already discussed this.

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In closing, I would like to point out that it is a wonderful activity for amputees. Soccer eschews the use of hands or arms. While this prejudice destroys athleticism in most people, certain amputees will not suffer from this. Also, since soccer uses a small proportion of a person's body, the amputee without arms is on an even playing field with other soccer participants. Indeed, an amputee who participates in soccer may have the advantage over his appendage advantaged cohorts, since she (in certain cases) will never draw a penalty for using her hands. In no way should this suggestion dissuade men like Jim Abbott or Neil Parry to give up playing real sports - in fact they should be commended for their brave efforts and persistence.
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Jul 30 2013 08:31am
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And they don't even run the entire field, they spend half of the time falling on the ground and throwing their arms in the arm acting like they got punched. Otherwise it's a pointless game.


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Jul 30 2013 08:31am
^_^ Some of the most talented players
even most likely your favorite players started with or wished to play soccer

Soccer#1

Edit: for your arm and hand argument.
how do we throw the ball in? goalie??
how do we place kicks or stop the ball when blown dead.
How do we run against each other
how do we go body to body..
arms.. shoulders.

This post was edited by Jeremy on Jul 30 2013 08:33am
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Did you not real my original opening post? Look at the last part bro, we already discussed this.


I must have skimmed over that part, my bad.
The only sport where amputees have an advantage...
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Jul 30 2013 08:32am
Quote (Jeremy @ Jul 30 2013 10:31am)
^_^ Some of the most talented players
even most likely your favorite players started with or wished to play soccer

Soccer#1


Wished.. LOL

It's so simple. In my gym class a couple years ago we did a 5 on 5.
5 white kids vs 5 spanish kids who were ALL on the varsity soccer team.

Beat them 11-1

Don't need any talent
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Quote (Jeremy @ Jul 30 2013 07:31am)
^_^ Some of the most talented players
even most likely your favorite players started with or wished to play soccer

Soccer#1


Cause its so beta, you cant wear pads until a certain age. None of them really enjoyed the fruit cup sport
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Quote (Jeremy @ Jul 30 2013 10:31am)
^_^ Some of the most talented players
even most likely your favorite players started with or wished to play soccer

Soccer#1


I'm 100% sure none of my "favorite players" ever wanted to play fucking soccer ROFL

All of the reject athletes play soccer. Ones that are too small, slow, and weak to play and make it in real sports.

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http://data.whicdn.com/images/33469485/soccer-meme-25727_large.jpg


WHY DOES HE CARRY A PURSE ON THE FIELD?!?!?! LOL
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