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#2621
Oct 19 2013 02:45am
Quote (ZK9GT @ Oct 18 2013 08:05pm)
you did not just say that! hahaha wat a f@g!


I guess your just as much as a fag for knowing the song :)
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#2622
Oct 19 2013 02:49am
It's very depressing that my best player is an 82 defender.. Howedes and he's shit
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#2623
Oct 19 2013 03:31am
Quote (Slanman @ 19 Oct 2013 01:44)
Holyyyy umadebro?


Of course I am mad.
This game is what most guys on 4chan are. A fucking beta. And I paid 60€ for it.
I keep conceeding the most ridiculous kind of goals.
I swear to god my BPL side feels like a Serie A team because they tend to drop their spaghetti all over the floor from time to time.

Playing against some guy playing ManU only. RVP shoots from about a quadrillion meters, ball hits the post and bounces off the back of my goalie afterwards. Nothing special yet. But the ball keeps lying on the ground about 2m away from the goal line right between the legs of my goalie.
So my goalie (Cech 'Glove', just to mention it) gets up and I'm thinking "Okay boy. Don't do anything stupid. He got it. Don't press any button or he might create some Carbonara."
So what happens? About 2 seconds he doesn't do jack shit and keeps standing there in shock. Next thing I know, he had a seizure or something because he moved in the fastest way that I have ever seen a human being move. BAM. Golazo. 1-0 for the other guy, best owngoal I have ever seen".
Felt really good to watch the replay 3 times.

Few games later - random cross, random header, save by Cech, ball is going towards the corner flag. Guy is going to cross again. Cech gets up, wants to move, gets stuck at the post/net and keeps running into the net for more than one second. Some random Hobbit with hairy toe
jumps higher than my defenders and heads it into an empty goal because my so called goalkeeper still keeps humping the fucking net.
But that's probably because of my "bad defending".


Please tell me - how am I not supposed to smash my fucking controller.

This post was edited by Noobinator on Oct 19 2013 05:36am
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#2624
Oct 19 2013 03:58am
Quote (Noobinator @ 19 Oct 2013 11:31)
Of course I am mad.
This game is what most guys on 4chan are. A fucking beta. And I paid 60€ for it.
I keep conceeding the most ridiculous kind of goals.I swear to god my BPL side feels like a Serie A team because they tend to drop their spaghetti all over the floor from time to time.

Playing against some guy playing ManU only. RVP shoots from about a quadrillion meters, ball hits the post and bounces to the back of my goali. Nothing special yet. But the ball keeps lying on the ground about 2m away from the goal line right between the lags of my goalie.
So my goalie (Cech 'Glove', just to mention it) gets up and I'm thinking "Okay boy. Don't do anything stupid. He got it. Don't press any button or he might create some Carbonara."
So what happens? About 2 seconds he doesn't do jack shit and keeps standing there in shock. Next thing I know, he had a seizure or something because he moved in the fastest way that I have ever seen a human being move. BAM. Golazo. 1-0 for the other guy, best owngoal I have ever seen".
Felt really good to watch the replay 3 times.

Few games later - random cross, random header, save by Cech, ball is going towards the corner flag. Guy is going to cross again. Cech gets up, wants to move, gets stuck at the post/net and keeps running into the net for more than one second. Some random Hobbit with hairy toe
jumps higher than my defenders and heads it into an empty goal because my so called goalkeeper still keeps humping the fucking net.
But that's probably because of my "bad defending".


Please tell me - how am I not supposed to smash my fucking controller.


welcome to ea sports :D
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#2625
Oct 19 2013 04:16am
Quote (Apo720 @ 19 Oct 2013 11:58)
welcome to ea sports :D


I'm raging way too hard over this game^^ gonna hit the gym
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#2626
Oct 19 2013 04:18am
Quote (Noobinator @ Oct 19 2013 09:31am)
Of course I am mad.
This game is what most guys on 4chan are. A fucking beta. And I paid 60€ for it.
I keep conceeding the most ridiculous kind of goals.
I swear to god my BPL side feels like a Serie A team because they tend to drop their spaghetti all over the floor from time to time.

Playing against some guy playing ManU only. RVP shoots from about a quadrillion meters, ball hits the post and bounces to the back of my goali. Nothing special yet. But the ball keeps lying on the ground about 2m away from the goal line right between the lags of my goalie.
So my goalie (Cech 'Glove', just to mention it) gets up and I'm thinking "Okay boy. Don't do anything stupid. He got it. Don't press any button or he might create some Carbonara."
So what happens? About 2 seconds he doesn't do jack shit and keeps standing there in shock. Next thing I know, he had a seizure or something because he moved in the fastest way that I have ever seen a human being move. BAM. Golazo. 1-0 for the other guy, best owngoal I have ever seen".
Felt really good to watch the replay 3 times.

Few games later - random cross, random header, save by Cech, ball is going towards the corner flag. Guy is going to cross again. Cech gets up, wants to move, gets stuck at the post/net and keeps running into the net for more than one second. Some random Hobbit with hairy toe
jumps higher than my defenders and heads it into an empty goal because my so called goalkeeper still keeps humping the fucking net.
But that's probably because of my "bad defending".


Please tell me - how am I not supposed to smash my fucking controller.


thats what happens to me all the time........ 100%
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#2627
Oct 19 2013 04:28am
Quote (Noobinator @ 19 Oct 2013 11:31)
Of course I am mad.
This game is what most guys on 4chan are. A fucking beta. And I paid 60€ for it.
I keep conceeding the most ridiculous kind of goals.
I swear to god my BPL side feels like a Serie A team because they tend to drop their spaghetti all over the floor from time to time.

Playing against some guy playing ManU only. RVP shoots from about a quadrillion meters, ball hits the post and bounces to the back of my goali. Nothing special yet. But the ball keeps lying on the ground about 2m away from the goal line right between the lags of my goalie.
So my goalie (Cech 'Glove', just to mention it) gets up and I'm thinking "Okay boy. Don't do anything stupid. He got it. Don't press any button or he might create some Carbonara."
So what happens? About 2 seconds he doesn't do jack shit and keeps standing there in shock. Next thing I know, he had a seizure or something because he moved in the fastest way that I have ever seen a human being move. BAM. Golazo. 1-0 for the other guy, best owngoal I have ever seen".
Felt really good to watch the replay 3 times.

Few games later - random cross, random header, save by Cech, ball is going towards the corner flag. Guy is going to cross again. Cech gets up, wants to move, gets stuck at the post/net and keeps running into the net for more than one second. Some random Hobbit with hairy toe
jumps higher than my defenders and heads it into an empty goal because my so called goalkeeper still keeps humping the fucking net.
But that's probably because of my "bad defending".


Please tell me - how am I not supposed to smash my fucking controller.


Are you playing like fifa 1945?

Cause these kinda errors havent happened to me.
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#2628
Oct 19 2013 10:25am
How do you make longer replays? I was 3-3 tied he scored in the 90th and Nani dribbled the fuck out of his team beat 7 players faked the keeper, I waited for him to get up, and chipped him. But it only shows the chip :(
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#2629
Oct 19 2013 11:58am
any1 got an idea for a team, around 220k
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#2630
Oct 19 2013 12:00pm
Quote (Arno.Hc @ Oct 19 2013 10:58am)
any1 got an idea for a team, around 220k


Reus Jovetic Nani
Gundogan Nasri tiote
Schmelzer David Luiz Cahill Richards
Cech.
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