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Apr 28 2015 11:54am
Quote (WNxIrvine @ Apr 28 2015 10:43am)
Turkey for sure.

Nothing like being stoned to death by a raghead to pass your day.


Actual law in Turkey:

"It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals."

They had to fucking specify hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

At first I thought it was one of those joke laws that every country has, but I highly doubt it.




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Apr 28 2015 11:58am
Quote (Edgard @ Apr 28 2015 05:54pm)
Actual law in Turkey:

"It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals."

They had to fucking specify hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

At first I thought it was one of those joke laws that every country has, but I highly doubt it.


:rofl:
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Apr 28 2015 11:59am
Quote (Edgard @ Apr 28 2015 01:54pm)
Actual law in Turkey:

"It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals."

They had to fucking specify hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

At first I thought it was one of those joke laws that every country has, but I highly doubt it.



Excellence thinking:
"Hmmm, maybe I can fuk my neighbors neighbor dog."
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Apr 28 2015 12:00pm
Quote (chelsea11 @ Apr 28 2015 05:59pm)
Excellence thinking:
"Hmmm, maybe I can fuk my neighbors neighbor dog."


It's concerning you actively think about sex with a dog. Sums up a two-digit iq bandwagoner from the slums
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Apr 28 2015 12:10pm
Quote (chelsea11 @ Apr 28 2015 05:46pm)
Fellaini was never good??? LOL.. I loved the guy at Everton... I would of liked him at Chelsea tbh, but now we have matic so all good :thumbsup:


well maybe i was harsh only saying decent .. hes definitely not "great" though
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Apr 28 2015 12:15pm
Quote (excellence @ Apr 28 2015 02:00pm)
It's concerning you actively think about sex with a dog. Sums up a two-digit iq bandwagoner from the slums



Actively? Lol can you find me saying it any other time?
And btw to answer your question techniqually you can, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Bud, if you can't stand the heat get outa the kitchen ;)

This post was edited by chelsea11 on Apr 28 2015 12:16pm
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Apr 28 2015 12:41pm
Quote (aswethegods @ Apr 28 2015 07:10pm)
well maybe i was harsh only saying decent .. hes definitely not "great" though


He's great at certain aspects on the game. Offensivly he's a threat that not many defenders can handle with.
The way he's been playing for United this season shows that once he's given confidence he succeeds.

Like I've said multiple times, him and Witsel in midfield works wonders for Belgium
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Apr 28 2015 12:41pm
Quote (chelsea11 @ Apr 28 2015 11:15am)
Actively? Lol can you find me saying it any other time?
And btw to answer your question techniqually you can, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Bud, if you can't stand the heat get outa the kitchen ;)


You must know from experience, the only sexual experience he's ever had involved a dog, him, and peanut butter.
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Apr 28 2015 03:16pm
i think you should get out home and find some real persons instead make useless topics like this one

nuff said

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Apr 28 2015 04:47pm
Quote (Edgard @ Apr 28 2015 07:54pm)
Actual law in Turkey:

"It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals."

They had to fucking specify hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Here are some US laws for you to laugh at:

In Alabama, incestuous marriages are not illegal.

In New York, adultery is a crime punishable by up to 90 days in jail, in Mississippi even 6 months.

In Louisiana, Necrophilia is legal.

In fact, there are hundreds of ridiculous and retarded laws in the United States so maybe you shouldn't laugh too loudly, mate. ;)
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