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Jul 13 2014 08:27pm
Quote (FathOm @ Jul 14 2014 12:44am)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.


Location: Bulgaria

You fuckers still have a country? Useless plot of land in Central Europe, let us know when you actually make a major tournament :rofl:
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Jul 13 2014 08:29pm
Quote (excellence @ Jul 13 2014 09:27pm)
Location: Bulgaria

You fuckers still have a country?  Useless plot of land in Central Europe, let us know when you actually make a major tournament :rofl:


Bro they have berbatov bro

This post was edited by grahambo on Jul 13 2014 08:29pm
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Jul 13 2014 08:33pm
Quote (grahambo @ Jul 14 2014 02:29am)
Bro they have berbatov bro



My fellow Yank as much as I love Berbatov and hate you as you're a Scouser its sad he went to Monaco B)

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Quote (excellence @ Jul 13 2014 08:27pm)
Location: Bulgaria

You fuckers still have a country?  Useless plot of land in Central Europe, let us know when you actually make a major tournament :rofl:


Umm, Bulgaria isn't in central europe. It's closer to the orient than central europe.
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Jul 13 2014 08:49pm
Quote (aliquis @ Jul 14 2014 02:44am)
Umm, Bulgaria isn't in central europe. It's closer to the orient than central europe.


Thats how useless it is and no it is not closer to the "orient"



ORIENT IS ASIA WHICH IS ON THE FAR RIGHT LOL CENTRAL EURO IS LIKE GERMANY OR WHEREVER THAT IS.

Obviously Bulguseless is closer to Germany.

EDIT: BTW An American made this website you moron :rofl: Go troll your 3rd world forum if your shit nation actually has something of value they created. Let us know when you either A: Win a world war B: land on the moon or C: win a super bowl

:rofl:

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Thats how useless it is and no it is not closer to the "orient"

http://wwwtest.fs.fed.us/global/globe/europe/images/new_images/europe_eurasia_central_asia_general.gif

ORIENT IS ASIA WHICH IS ON THE FAR RIGHT LOL CENTRAL EURO IS LIKE GERMANY OR WHEREVER THAT IS. 

Obviously Bulguseless is closer to Germany.


Orient starts at turkey, which bulgaria borders.

Fyi, my nation became world champions today. :banana:

This post was edited by aliquis on Jul 13 2014 08:53pm
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Jul 13 2014 08:51pm
Quote (aliquis @ Jul 14 2014 02:50am)
Orient starts at turkey, which bulgaria borders.


THats the middle east genius

o·ri·ent
ˈôrēˌənt/
noun
1.
literary
the countries of Asia, especially eastern Asia.

WRONG AGAIN
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Jul 13 2014 08:54pm
Quote (excellence @ Jul 13 2014 08:51pm)
THats the middle east genius

o·ri·ent
ˈôrēˌənt/
noun
1.
literary
the countries of Asia, especially eastern Asia.

WRONG AGAIN


The Orient means the East. It is a traditional designation for anything that belongs to the Eastern world or the Middle East (aka Near East) or the Far East, in relation to Europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orient

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Quote (aliquis @ Jul 13 2014 07:54pm)
The Orient means the East. It is a traditional designation for anything that belongs to the Eastern world or the Middle East (aka Near East) or the Far East, in relation to Europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orient


lol wat

when people refer to the "orient" most often than not it means the countries of east asia not the middle east, Bulgaria is in eastern bordering central Europe not the orient lmao
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lol wat

when people refer to the "orient" most often than not it means the countries of east asia not the middle east, Bulgaria is in eastern bordering central Europe not the orient lmao


Nope, Bulgaria does not even border central europe. It does border Turkey and therefore the orient. Try looking at a map. :bonk:
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