Quote (Edgard @ Apr 2 2016 11:54pm)
Ray Hudson on Neymar
"Elusive as an eel covered in Vaseline"
He's epic, he tells a story that no one else is watching and adds another element to the match
about Casemiro: 'He's going to have to be like the little Dutch boy covering all the holes in the dike'
about the early Suarez miss: 'It was a Donald Trump haircut of a finish by Saurez'
about the Benzema miss: We've seen this brilliant Frenchman put these away with his hands over his eyes but this time he's like a fish up a tree with this finish'
about Messi's freekick 'Ugly as frogs breath'
about Keylor Navas' save: 'He doesn't pull the trigger, he gets his sand wedge out and it's painted in the top corner, Keylor Navas grows his nails 3 inches long to deny La Pulga'
about the Pique goal: He rises like the salmon out of the fresh summer stream and he punishes the net... and he goes Shakira disco' 'Pealing away like tissue on the toilet roll, Pique has a nano second and he produces a terabyte of skill'
about Benzema's goal: 'And he didn't need help with that one, he needed help like a shark needs a dentist' 'the Kareem rises to the top again'
about Ramos' red card: 'That is a tackle that would dehorn a carabao, no question, diving in like Bob Beaman at the Mexico Olympics'
about Ronaldo's goal: 'Oh magic! Cristiano again and he vaporises the defenders, a beautiful setup from Gareth Bale and finally the divine connection occurs. Cristiano has chromosomes buzzing around in his body that belong to a Bengal Tiger'