Wow, I make purely football related comments and you always come up with that raging homosexual stuff. Now we Swiss are very tolerant people and to each his own, I'm not judging you but you clearly have issues to take care of.
Maybe it's the time to just come out in the open. Tell your parents and friends. It's 2015, I'm sure they will understand. Take care, bud.

This year is the only year I wouldn't mind Barcelona winning

This.

Going balls deep.

I assume you're the boyfriend? There is really nothing to be ashamed of. You don't have to randomly point fingers trying to divert attention from you.
Don't hide in the closet, be a man. Or well, whatever you guys call yourselves.

Tl:Dr.

Assume rage essay.

I know you read every single word and now you're so ashamed that you call two short lines an "essay". That's pretty hilarious.

It's 7am brah.

I fucking lold at this

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Not surprised, I figured that would be your kind of "humor".
He said "cock", teeheeheeeheeeee.

Bunch of closet homos obviously.