You seem to know him well - maybe he was a satanist who ate children for breakfast and killed virgins in his basement?
And you seem to know me quite well, too. Is it you, Mike? I told you I'm not gonna buy you that deep fryer for your birthday. Not until you fit through the door again!
And I know I'm a more alive person than he'll ever be.

You know you fail as a troll when you need to insult dead people to get a reaction