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Jul 13 2014 06:44pm
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.
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Jul 13 2014 06:47pm
Quote (FathOm @ 14 Jul 2014 02:44)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.


please stop hanging around in troll football.. you will slowly lose your brain
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Jul 13 2014 06:48pm
He's not even top 5
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Jul 13 2014 06:52pm
Quote (FathOm @ Jul 13 2014 08:44pm)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.


Come on. Think about it. I can understand if you're an Argentinian fan, sure, he's your #1 guy. But let's be realistic... If not for the media, he really didn't stand out in this tourney.

The goal against the Swiss which came off a clear give away right to him and he made a BASIC pass and his teammate did the rest... the camera was on him for the entire celebration and the commentator just kept talking about how "Messi always gets it done! Even if it's late!".


He is a great player, I don't think there is any doubt in that... But the argument could've been made for 3-4 more players winning that instead of him.

Argentina scored 8 goals in 7 games. 8. How does a forward from the least exciting team in the tourney get the Golden Ball. Imagine if Netherlands or Germany were feeding their star player the ball EVERY SINGLE TIME ANYONE TOUCHED IT, EVER. It seemed like Argentina's game play was: "Get the ball near mid field and try to bomb it down for Messi and hope he does the rest". He couldn't take 10 steps without a pass coming his way.

So you put all that together, him never having to work for the ball and everyone constantly feeding him tap ins... and then you place Argentina in the most PATHETIC group, period (Iran, Nigeria, Bosnia... Really? And Nigeria was throwing games for their government?) and they only come out with 6 goals?

Throw Germany or Holland in that group and they'd have players coming out with more than 6 goals. Argentina should've scored 10+ goals in that group... It was the literal equivalent of a Group Stage Bye...
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Jul 13 2014 07:56pm
Quote (FathOm @ Jul 14 2014 02:44am)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.




Messi didn't deserve the golden ball. Scoring 4 goals vs Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia isn't impressive. Müller could score a hat trick against all three of them. Then proceeding to face Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands and Germany with nothing more than 1 assist.

Toni Kroos >> Messi.
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Jul 13 2014 08:03pm
Should be Neuer !!!
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Jul 13 2014 08:20pm
Quote (Panic77 @ Jul 13 2014 08:03pm)
Should be Neuer !!!


With TeH flying kick?
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Jul 13 2014 08:23pm
Quote (Leonor @ 14 Jul 2014 03:20)
With TeH flying kick?


Was 100% legit :D
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Jul 13 2014 08:24pm
Quote (MGS4BestGameEverMade @ Jul 14 2014 01:56am)
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Messi didn't deserve the golden ball. Scoring 4 goals vs Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia isn't impressive. Müller could score a hat trick against all three of them. Then proceeding to face Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands and Germany with nothing more than 1 assist.

Toni Kroos >> Messi.


Thank you sir great picture just misses Most Saves: Tim Howard B)
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Jul 13 2014 08:25pm
Quote (FathOm @ Jul 14 2014 12:44am)
Messi at 2014 World Cup: 7 matches, 573 minutes, 4 goals, 1 assist,
1. Above 7.5 rating in every match.
2. 4 goals 1 assits.
3. The player with most pass accuracy.
4. Most chances created.
5. Most dribbles completed.
6. The player with most cut passes.
7. The players with a wonderful conversion rate.
8.Wonderful playmaker.
9. Inspirational captain. 10. The player to have lifted his team from the very bottom to the glory of the final.
Here are 10 reasons for the world's greatest number 10 to have won the golden ball.
He didn't deserve it? Your fucking logic because:
1. You're an asshole.
2. You're a butthurt.
3. You can never admire good football.
4. You can never forget the 2 thrashing finals of the CL (if you're a Manu fan).
5. You can never get over all his brilliance you've witnessed at the Bernabeu (if you're a madrid fan).
6. You're a jealous cunt.
7. You think Messi supports Israel.
8. You think he paid for the Ballon d'ors and the rest of his awards.
9. You think he sucks because he's short and hasn't got muscles.
10. And that all makes you look how immature you are.


mu logic number 9
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