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Quote (MGS4BestGameEverMade @ Jul 2 2014 02:48pm)
#so hardcore

good luck with that.


easy to run your mouth on a diablo 2 forum, come on over and say that filth here.. your "Norwegian military experience" won't do you any good
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easy to run your mouth on a diablo 2 forum, come on over and say that filth here.. your "Norwegian military experience" won't do you any good


Which is exactly what you are doing.

My training in the marines might not do me any good vs a group of angry Americans, but my ability to throw burgers to distract Americans will probably work to my advantage.
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Which is exactly what you are doing.

My training in the marines might not do me any good vs a group of angry Americans, but my ability to throw burgers to distract Americans will probably work to my advantage.


let me guess, you're 6'4 210 pounds, 2% body fat and can run a sub 3 minute mile?
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Which is exactly what you are doing.

My training in the marines might not do me any good vs a group of angry Americans, but my ability to throw burgers to distract Americans will probably work to my advantage.


yes i know your training required the use of pitchforks, sticks, and stones. talk that trash face to face to someone sometime, get your 3rd world face rocked
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come over here to america and say that, get your jaw stomped on a curb


Even if he came to America to say that, Tim Howard would just save him
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My favourite is when Tim Howard saves the twin towers from the plane.



My favourite is when Tim Howard saves the 1 million dead Iraqi civilians :lol:
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there should be a pic of howard saving sperm from reaching the egg of a unworthy ho. kekekkekekekekeke
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Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 2 2014 10:54am)
Even if he came to America to say that, Tim Howard would just save him


^^
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Quote (stuartg85 @ Jul 2 2014 09:52pm)
let me guess, you're 6'4 210 pounds, 2% body fat and can run a sub 3 minute mile?


That's actually a really good guess :lol:

6 foot tall, 210lbs don't know my bodyfat but I guess 12-13% (3% to surive - ~ 5% is bodybuilder mode). Dunno how fast I can do a mile but we did test 2 mile speeds in the military where I did 11:04 so maybe a sub 5 minute mile



Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 2 2014 09:54pm)
Even if he came to America to say that, Tim Howard would just save him


THIS :hail:

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