Quote (Terps @ Aug 19 2022 10:49pm)
My 15 minutes of fame came as a kid on two separate occasions.
My first grade class was doing some kind of activity for the school based on what we learned about how businesses work. I explained what the event was about for the news crew, and then later they capped off the segment by showing me cramming the last piece of a hotdog into my mouth (probably should have been two smaller bites but it fit).
Then in 4th grade I did a commercial about saving energy (local power company aired it). Prior to the commercial, the class voted on who should play the roles of Father, Mother, and their two Kids in the commercial. Everyone did a brief audition, like 1 line. I volunteered to play the father, saying something to the effect of "If I was the Father, I'd give all my kids a Snickers." (Shameless, I know.) Like everyone voted for me, and then everyone volunteered to play the role of the kids soon afterwards because they wanted a Snickers. I played the Father, but I never did deliver on the Snickers 😏
csf, I know
lmao thats awesome. I went viral on ebaumsworld twice in my teens..back when it was relevant.once for a andy milonakis parody...another for fucking a pizza(it won #1 worst video of 2007)..then again with being the main focus in Pantera's last music video entitled "piss" I start and middle and end it... premiered at the Revolver golden gods 2012 metal music awards. Was also in Mastodons "high road music video... a court show.. some other holywoood stuff back when I lived out there. No money in it, But i've partied or been apart or woked with most of my childhood idols. Indy movie coming out this October

I've lived a wild one.