I really want to believe he knew what the dolphins were up too.

He did.

What were the dolphins up to

this is meta

I guess I added nothing I just assumed people knew, but the plan was for Tom Brady to retire wait for the buccs to replace him, except a job in dolphins front office, Sean Payton was to be hired aswell and then Brady was going to come out of retirement and lead the dolphins offense, but bill beliechek "accidentally" text the wrong Brian, meaning to congratulate the white Brian on his new job for the dolphins, which hadn't been even announced yet, the Brian he accidently texted was of African American decent and had yet to have his interview conducted with the dolphins, but it was clear they never planned to hire the black Brian by the text bill sent, thwarting the dolphins plans to play bring the rival of bill and Brady to life, the black Brian has filed a lawsuit against the NFL.

This post was edited by Bigworm on Apr 16 2022 10:09pm

Yea that definitely didn’t happen. Also the bucs wouldn’t trade Brady if he came out of retirement, regardless of who the replacement was.

we doo we have here

Bro

Wtf is this nonsense

Brian Flores was fired by Miami...

And was interviewing for the HC job at the Giants when he got the text from Bill who meant to text Brian Daboll.

Oh whoops I was lazy and drinking didn't go back to the source material.

Plug a few giants in the spots where I said dolphins

This post was edited by Bigworm on Apr 17 2022 08:56am

It could lead to consequences for Miami though, even if his ramblings didn't touch on it. It's a long-shot, the affirmative action aspect, but the tanking / paying for L's part of it is pretty bad

Could lead to loss of picks, maybe even change of ownership

This post was edited by Terps on Apr 17 2022 09:26am