His Friday night habits left a giant hole in his ass. He literally has a second asshole.

A spare!

FUCKKKKKKK I hate my fantasy team.

Pilodinal Cyst. I literally have 3 inch long vagina where my tailbone is pretty much

Cant be worse than 3 kickers rofl

idk why, but i kept drafting rookies, figured fuck it, at least one has to boom right?

I'll most likely be dropping sims for eli to start week 1. I don't trust cam, and I'll run 3 qb for the first couple weeks to see who I want to keep. Jameis is 100% for keeper if he has a decent season. Got him with my 15th.

not terrible. you have good depth at least in case your starters don't pan out. Gurley won't see much of the field and the Chargers Oline isn't great by any regards. cam terrifies me but you have shit to trade for a better QB if necessary

Currently have a tube coming out of my recovery area plugged into this bad boy

Cost my insurance $3000 just for me to rent this lol

Just goes to show a life of hard drug use takes its toll eventually

I knew that adderall, Ritalin and constant aleve would catch up to me