King-sized bed for a king-sized anus I suppose.

Yeah only reason I got a king is because my new place is fucking huge and I have like no other furniture lol

shit yeah. i love my queen and so does everyone else who sleeps in it. will upgrade to a king when i move in with kargus

You can share the bedroom with my roommate although he's 6'10 360 pounds and snores like a beast

I have a piece of shit beat up queen right now, and it's better than the most expensive twin out there. I feel like an oil baron everytime I wake up and stretch, and don't even reach the edges of the bed.

The fact that I have two or three springs digging directly into my spine every night does knock me down a few pegs though.

my bed is fucking heavenly thanks to the mattress pad i bought for it.

its so fucking comfy

What's everyone wearing?

shorts and sprint boat crew tee

I can jack off to that if you tie the shirt in a knot and stick your underwear in your mouth

It does raise my quality of life by a large margin. Parents hooked me up for my birthday a few years ago and I've been incredibly grateful. Might not sound like a great present at first but it totally fucking was. I've slept in the shitty twin size mattresses in the dorms and it was brutal... especially when you had a lady friend over.

You can lay on the other side of the mattress or flip it bro... You know that right?